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Post yours!!
Here's my latest one. Of course most of my really bad ones are spammers/scammers. But still entertaining. Notice the part where he says where he's from. That's priceless. Hello, How re you doing?A man's love cannot be satisfied by beauty alone; you're more than beautiful and that's why I IM you...Though miles may lie between us, we're never far apart, for friendship doesn't count the miles, it's measured by the heart.Don't measure the distance; measure my love. i dont mind getting to know you more.I would describe myself as a good person' Honesty and important to me and I believe that both communication and mutual respect for one another is the key to a happy and serious relationship. am single with 8yrs boy..i live in bagbad Kenturky.Am honest and faithful man looking for very good woman who i can share my life with a man who we can be very happy in life someday,who really know how to treat a man very good.also good in god i will always make sure that my woman will be happy and be in love with me.if you think you are serious woman....loving humble honest and a Christian.I am a very simple man.. you can IM me through..... (omitted) |
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What would you suggest as a good one?
Just curious. |
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measure his love???? oh yeah, that's a keeper
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Post yours!! Here's my latest one. Of course most of my really bad ones are spammers/scammers. But still entertaining. Notice the part where he says where he's from. That's priceless. Hello, How re you doing?A man's love cannot be satisfied by beauty alone; you're more than beautiful and that's why I IM you...Though miles may lie between us, we're never far apart, for friendship doesn't count the miles, it's measured by the heart.Don't measure the distance; measure my love. i dont mind getting to know you more.I would describe myself as a good person' Honesty and important to me and I believe that both communication and mutual respect for one another is the key to a happy and serious relationship. am single with 8yrs boy..i live in bagbad Kenturky.Am honest and faithful man looking for very good woman who i can share my life with a man who we can be very happy in life someday,who really know how to treat a man very good.also good in god i will always make sure that my woman will be happy and be in love with me.if you think you are serious woman....loving humble honest and a Christian.I am a very simple man.. you can IM me through..... (omitted) oh well, at least he didn't ask for money... |
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What would you suggest as a good one? Just curious. Oh geez, put me on the spot why don't ya? lol! Umm well it's best to start out simple... maybe throw a small compliment to the person you're emailing, letting them know why you emailed them--what caught your eye, etc. Tell them something about yourself (something small... or ask how their day was), and leave them with a question that needs more than a yes or no answer. Also, don't give out your email or phone number in the first message--it sounds too desperate. And under no circumstances speak of "love" in the introductory email. lol |
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 Im not sure I should post any of my emails in the forums
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What would you suggest as a good one? Just curious. Oh geez, put me on the spot why don't ya? lol! Umm well it's best to start out simple... maybe throw a small compliment to the person you're emailing, letting them know why you emailed them--what caught your eye, etc. Tell them something about yourself (something small... or ask how their day was), and leave them with a question that needs more than a yes or no answer. Also, don't give out your email or phone number in the first message--it sounds too desperate. And under no circumstances speak of "love" in the introductory email. lol Since that is what everbody does I reckon I'll just avoid that. I prefere to read their posts. If I like something they say I might check the profile before I email them. But when I do send one it will be about the post and possibly something I like in the profile(if I checked it). |
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Post yours!! Here's my latest one. Of course most of my really bad ones are spammers/scammers. But still entertaining. Notice the part where he says where he's from. That's priceless. Hello, How re you doing?A man's love cannot be satisfied by beauty alone; you're more than beautiful and that's why I IM you...Though miles may lie between us, we're never far apart, for friendship doesn't count the miles, it's measured by the heart.Don't measure the distance; measure my love. i dont mind getting to know you more.I would describe myself as a good person' Honesty and important to me and I believe that both communication and mutual respect for one another is the key to a happy and serious relationship. am single with 8yrs boy..i live in bagbad Kenturky.Am honest and faithful man looking for very good woman who i can share my life with a man who we can be very happy in life someday,who really know how to treat a man very good.also good in god i will always make sure that my woman will be happy and be in love with me.if you think you are serious woman....loving humble honest and a Christian.I am a very simple man.. you can IM me through..... (omitted) sounds scary. surprised he didn't ask to marry you already. definitely someone you would want to avoid. although dating him likely wouldn't be bad because he would do everything for you at the drop of a hat. just don't ever try to breakup. that would be scary. |
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that sounds like a total scammer email! I wonder if you google the first line or two if you would find the poem or email on line...  the only line missing is..."god-fearing"...  |
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What would you suggest as a good one? Just curious. Oh geez, put me on the spot why don't ya? lol! Umm well it's best to start out simple... maybe throw a small compliment to the person you're emailing, letting them know why you emailed them--what caught your eye, etc. Tell them something about yourself (something small... or ask how their day was), and leave them with a question that needs more than a yes or no answer. Also, don't give out your email or phone number in the first message--it sounds too desperate. And under no circumstances speak of "love" in the introductory email. lol Since that is what everbody does I reckon I'll just avoid that. I prefere to read their posts. If I like something they say I might check the profile before I email them. But when I do send one it will be about the post and possibly something I like in the profile(if I checked it). Actually, barely anyone does that. Most people (in my experience) try to go for originality... and fall flat because they just don't have the same sense of humor as the recipient. Which is fine, I suppose, if you only want to date someone with your exact same mindset. Sometimes it's better to go simple in the beginning and lead up to more. |
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What would you suggest as a good one? Just curious. Oh geez, put me on the spot why don't ya? lol! Umm well it's best to start out simple... maybe throw a small compliment to the person you're emailing, letting them know why you emailed them--what caught your eye, etc. Tell them something about yourself (something small... or ask how their day was), and leave them with a question that needs more than a yes or no answer. Also, don't give out your email or phone number in the first message--it sounds too desperate. And under no circumstances speak of "love" in the introductory email. lol Since that is what everbody does I reckon I'll just avoid that. I prefere to read their posts. If I like something they say I might check the profile before I email them. But when I do send one it will be about the post and possibly something I like in the profile(if I checked it). Actually, barely anyone does that. Most people (in my experience) try to go for originality... and fall flat because they just don't have the same sense of humor as the recipient. Which is fine, I suppose, if you only want to date someone with your exact same mindset. Sometimes it's better to go simple in the beginning and lead up to more. really? I think AB's approach is original. It is original to the current thought, and it can be serious as well...or it can show a different view point. I really doubt there is too many ways to introduce yourself via a social network site anymore, JMO. I could be wrong... |
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What would you suggest as a good one? Just curious. Oh geez, put me on the spot why don't ya? lol! Umm well it's best to start out simple... maybe throw a small compliment to the person you're emailing, letting them know why you emailed them--what caught your eye, etc. Tell them something about yourself (something small... or ask how their day was), and leave them with a question that needs more than a yes or no answer. Also, don't give out your email or phone number in the first message--it sounds too desperate. And under no circumstances speak of "love" in the introductory email. lol Since that is what everbody does I reckon I'll just avoid that. I prefere to read their posts. If I like something they say I might check the profile before I email them. But when I do send one it will be about the post and possibly something I like in the profile(if I checked it). Actually, barely anyone does that. Most people (in my experience) try to go for originality... and fall flat because they just don't have the same sense of humor as the recipient. Which is fine, I suppose, if you only want to date someone with your exact same mindset. Sometimes it's better to go simple in the beginning and lead up to more. really? I think AB's approach is original. It is original to the current thought, and it can be serious as well...or it can show a different view point. I really doubt there is too many ways to introduce yourself via a social network site anymore, JMO. I could be wrong... He likely send the same thing to every girl he emails. |
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What would you suggest as a good one? Just curious. Oh geez, put me on the spot why don't ya? lol! Umm well it's best to start out simple... maybe throw a small compliment to the person you're emailing, letting them know why you emailed them--what caught your eye, etc. Tell them something about yourself (something small... or ask how their day was), and leave them with a question that needs more than a yes or no answer. Also, don't give out your email or phone number in the first message--it sounds too desperate. And under no circumstances speak of "love" in the introductory email. lol Since that is what everbody does I reckon I'll just avoid that. I prefere to read their posts. If I like something they say I might check the profile before I email them. But when I do send one it will be about the post and possibly something I like in the profile(if I checked it). Actually, barely anyone does that. Most people (in my experience) try to go for originality... and fall flat because they just don't have the same sense of humor as the recipient. Which is fine, I suppose, if you only want to date someone with your exact same mindset. Sometimes it's better to go simple in the beginning and lead up to more. really? I think AB's approach is original. It is original to the current thought, and it can be serious as well...or it can show a different view point. I really doubt there is too many ways to introduce yourself via a social network site anymore, JMO. I could be wrong... He likely send the same thing to every girl he emails. I doubt it... I was trying to look for another thread like this one that had some "starter emails' in it....but then I thought it may have been pulled because I think it is against the forum rules to post emails in here...not sure though....anyway, I could not find it... Have a great night/day everyone!! Jambo! |
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bagbad Kenturky Ok. I am not very good with geography.... but where in the BLUE HELL is Bagbad?? Or Kenturky for that matter. |
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I would say it a scammer! I've had some like this...
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I doubt it... I was trying to look for another thread like this one that had some "starter emails' in it....but then I thought it may have been pulled because I think it is against the forum rules to post emails in here...not sure though....anyway, I could not find it... Have a great night/day everyone!! Jambo! BOO!! How could it be illegal to post emails from other sites in here? That's not cool. There was a great thread about it before, but it wasn't starter emails.. just lame ones in general. That's been hiding for awhile, otherwise I would've put this in there. anyway. I guess no one's gonna post theirs. This posting soooo didn't go where I wanted it to. lol |
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bagbad Kenturky Ok. I am not very good with geography.... but where in the BLUE HELL is Bagbad?? Or Kenturky for that matter. That's what I'm saying!!! haha |
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I doubt it... I was trying to look for another thread like this one that had some "starter emails' in it....but then I thought it may have been pulled because I think it is against the forum rules to post emails in here...not sure though....anyway, I could not find it... Have a great night/day everyone!! Jambo! BOO!! How could it be illegal to post emails from other sites in here? That's not cool. There was a great thread about it before, but it wasn't starter emails.. just lame ones in general. That's been hiding for awhile, otherwise I would've put this in there. anyway. I guess no one's gonna post theirs. This posting soooo didn't go where I wanted it to. lol I'd be happy to post mine....but I don't GET any. I only get emails from people I have contacted first, and I haven't really gotten a lame one yet...lol |
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Also keep in mind that it's REALLY late for some. Most have gone to bed already. I'm sure a few more lame ones will be posted eventually..lol
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You are interest even though you are elder I propose .... and God has promised you to me blah blah ...
It went on ... but you get the idea .... Scammer alert |
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