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You are interest even though you are elder I propose .... and God has promised you to me blah blah ... It went on ... but you get the idea .... Scammer alert I WISH I got scammer emails. I used to have a lot of fun with them on another singles site....lol |
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You are interest even though you are elder I propose .... and God has promised you to me blah blah ... It went on ... but you get the idea .... Scammer alert I WISH I got scammer emails. I used to have a lot of fun with them on another singles site....lol Shall I direct them to you then? 
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Post yours!! Here's my latest one. Of course most of my really bad ones are spammers/scammers. But still entertaining. Notice the part where he says where he's from. That's priceless. Hello, How re you doing?A man's love cannot be satisfied by beauty alone; you're more than beautiful and that's why I IM you...Though miles may lie between us, we're never far apart, for friendship doesn't count the miles, it's measured by the heart.Don't measure the distance; measure my love. i dont mind getting to know you more.I would describe myself as a good person' Honesty and important to me and I believe that both communication and mutual respect for one another is the key to a happy and serious relationship. am single with 8yrs boy..i live in bagbad Kenturky.Am honest and faithful man looking for very good woman who i can share my life with a man who we can be very happy in life someday,who really know how to treat a man very good.also good in god i will always make sure that my woman will be happy and be in love with me.if you think you are serious woman....loving humble honest and a Christian.I am a very simple man.. you can IM me through..... (omitted) This post makes me think. While I have always considered intelligence, education, and understanding popular social graces as important spending three years in Kentucky and traveling in what could well be one of the poorest states in the Union except for the few corporate mining and horse breeding elite sure made me rethink those values. I was struck with the people who really were respectful, humble, God fearing, family people who even for their almost stalled in time environment still tried to embrace with grace new ideas with great grace, gentlee manners, and non-complaining attitude. People so polite and grateful that they would literally go hungry to offer you the hospitality of a meal. Perhaps my view was especially positive because I predominently met the extreamly resilient people who had profoundly disabled children and still coped even in grinding poverty of dying mines and vanishing military bases but they were not so much the exception but the rule. If you knew the condition of public education there you would understand the grammer and other technical flaws. While you might not be impressed with this effort the fact that he could communicate on line is almost phenominal because many people leave school in the elementary grades to work to support their families or it was just too brutally cold. Many of the apartments in the metroploitan areas have no heat or airconditioning regardless. While it might sound ridiculous there actually is a Bagbad, Ky. and the humor in that name is reflective of the precious personality of the people to find the glass full in the top half. |
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Oh for Pete's sake... where has the humor gone?
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You are interest even though you are elder I propose .... and God has promised you to me blah blah ... It went on ... but you get the idea .... Scammer alert I WISH I got scammer emails. I used to have a lot of fun with them on another singles site....lol Shall I direct them to you then? Only if you get emails from chicks....lol |
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While it might sound ridiculous there actually is a Bagbad, Ky. and the humor in that name is reflective of the precious personality of the people to find the glass full in the top half. Well..I DID say I suck at geography...lol |
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Yo' baby, u iz a hot in the hot tub hottie!
Whats the haps?? TxT Me. K ?? |
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How are you? I developed interest in your relationship after i viewed your profile. I seek you a very serious relationship which i hopefully believed it will work out for good. Hope to hear from you as soon as possible. Have a splendid moment, till i hear from you.
Lets all have a splendid moment please! |
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Actually that was kind of sweet...except he demanded a reply!
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Post yours!! Here's my latest one. Of course most of my really bad ones are spammers/scammers. But still entertaining. Notice the part where he says where he's from. That's priceless. Hello, How re you doing?A man's love cannot be satisfied by beauty alone; you're more than beautiful and that's why I IM you...Though miles may lie between us, we're never far apart, for friendship doesn't count the miles, it's measured by the heart.Don't measure the distance; measure my love. i dont mind getting to know you more.I would describe myself as a good person' Honesty and important to me and I believe that both communication and mutual respect for one another is the key to a happy and serious relationship. am single with 8yrs boy..i live in bagbad Kenturky.Am honest and faithful man looking for very good woman who i can share my life with a man who we can be very happy in life someday,who really know how to treat a man very good.also good in god i will always make sure that my woman will be happy and be in love with me.if you think you are serious woman....loving humble honest and a Christian.I am a very simple man.. you can IM me through..... (omitted) oh Gawd, vomit 
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Wow, Embers. That's pretty funny. I also met a scammer last week who claimed she (who was actually prolly a he) was from Honolulu, ALABAMA! OMG, lol! These scammers usually reside somewhere in South Africa. Happy Hunting
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How are you? I developed interest in your relationship after i viewed your profile. I seek you a very serious relationship which i hopefully believed it will work out for good. Hope to hear from you as soon as possible. Have a splendid moment, till i hear from you. Lets all have a splendid moment please! I think I'm having one right now!
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You are interest even though you are elder I propose .... and God has promised you to me blah blah ... It went on ... but you get the idea .... Scammer alert I WISH I got scammer emails. I used to have a lot of fun with them on another singles site....lol Shall I direct them to you then? Only if you get emails from chicks....lol Soooooo if a scammer says they are a 'chick' ... how reliable do you think that is? 
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'Hi, how are you doing today? I have a question; what serial killer mug shot picture should I put up on my profile next? Remember, that's serial killers and not mass murders...I'm kind of picky about that.
Thank you, FearandLoathing' Oh...wait... |
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Subject: Hi Laura
Sent: about 7 hours ago How is the lone state treating you ? I thought it was very nice, except, my name is Susan. (from someone on my friends list) |
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Post yours!! Here's my latest one. Of course most of my really bad ones are spammers/scammers. But still entertaining. Notice the part where he says where he's from. That's priceless. Hello, How re you doing?A man's love cannot be satisfied by beauty alone; you're more than beautiful and that's why I IM you...Though miles may lie between us, we're never far apart, for friendship doesn't count the miles, it's measured by the heart.Don't measure the distance; measure my love. i dont mind getting to know you more.I would describe myself as a good person' Honesty and important to me and I believe that both communication and mutual respect for one another is the key to a happy and serious relationship. am single with 8yrs boy..i live in bagbad Kenturky.Am honest and faithful man looking for very good woman who i can share my life with a man who we can be very happy in life someday,who really know how to treat a man very good.also good in god i will always make sure that my woman will be happy and be in love with me.if you think you are serious woman....loving humble honest and a Christian.I am a very simple man.. you can IM me through..... (omitted) This post makes me think. While I have always considered intelligence, education, and understanding popular social graces as important spending three years in Kentucky and traveling in what could well be one of the poorest states in the Union except for the few corporate mining and horse breeding elite sure made me rethink those values. I was struck with the people who really were respectful, humble, God fearing, family people who even for their almost stalled in time environment still tried to embrace with grace new ideas with great grace, gentlee manners, and non-complaining attitude. People so polite and grateful that they would literally go hungry to offer you the hospitality of a meal. Perhaps my view was especially positive because I predominently met the extreamly resilient people who had profoundly disabled children and still coped even in grinding poverty of dying mines and vanishing military bases but they were not so much the exception but the rule. If you knew the condition of public education there you would understand the grammer and other technical flaws. While you might not be impressed with this effort the fact that he could communicate on line is almost phenominal because many people leave school in the elementary grades to work to support their families or it was just too brutally cold. Many of the apartments in the metroploitan areas have no heat or airconditioning regardless. While it might sound ridiculous there actually is a Bagbad, Ky. and the humor in that name is reflective of the precious personality of the people to find the glass full in the top half. The teaching profession is like being a missionary -- most teachers hardly make any money. It's about loving what you do, period. That's one of many reasons I decided I needed to become a teacher. We are needed... so badly.  Still, the OP was right about some of these e-mails. Here's what I got recently: "check out my profile I am divorced as well my ex wife had three kids and myself I never have really needed any of my own I am not one of these people who do what everyone else does as far as religion goes I believe I'm either in that book of life or not so I don't worry about it if you like any of what I just said then message my back if not I hope you have every happiness" Now, it's sweet, if MAJORLY lacking in grammar and spelling. My issue with it is the bolded part. Ugh. |
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It doesn't matter to me what the initial e-mail says since I use a Ouija board to determine if I'll reply.
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Thank god my online frienfs taught me about scammers!!!
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Subject: Hi Laura Sent: about 7 hours ago How is the lone state treating you ? I thought it was very nice, except, my name is Susan. (from someone on my friends list) lol. I hope you let them know! |
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'Hi, how are you doing today? I have a question; what serial killer mug shot picture should I put up on my profile next? Remember, that's serial killers and not mass murders...I'm kind of picky about that. Thank you, FearandLoathing' Oh...wait... 
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