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Punch her in the face and tell her you are dumping her because you dont like her broken nose. Spoken like a true bad *** maybe ill just pop out one of her fake ****. dude you are mean as hell |
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How about trying honesty? Like seriously is that a lost art in this world today? WHISPER!!! Where in the HELL have you been???? |
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Send her my way. A guy can never have enough psycho girlfreinds. I have room for more.
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I feel sorry for you. She is not going to take it well at all. Be prepared to hit her with a restraining order just in case. believe me, she has control and confidence issues and that is going to rear its ugly head when the rejection issues come into play!
Hope she isn't a closet Ax Murderer! 
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Tell her to go away and if she goes totally Fatal Attraction on you get out of there!!
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Tell her you are joining the Foreign Legion.
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Tell her you joined an internet dating site, to meet other women, before breaking up with her...
oh wait! You already did that! 
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 Marry her
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRRFfg2Guq4 You could try this... |
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Boink her sister or her mom. Problem solved.
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just curious here... does the "psycho" ever take showers when you are around???? just sayin.... |
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Punch her in the face and tell her you are dumping her because you dont like her broken nose. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA! |
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Tell her you've taken a vow of celibacy on account you have secretly begun to study ancient catholic rites and are planning to become a priest. If she doesn't believe you, prove it by performing an exorcism. That should do the trick.
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How about trying honesty? Like seriously is that a lost art in this world today? Wow. Worst suggestion ever. ESPECIALLY in this world. |
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Tell her you've taken a vow of celibacy on account you have secretly begun to study ancient catholic rites and are planning to become a priest. If she doesn't believe you, prove it by performing an exorcism. That should do the trick. yea, that's it!! and just make sure you know who the Pope is too!! |
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Wanna dump her? Two words. Analsex.
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She is really rude to my friends and wants to be where i'am 24/7 geez! See, I don't see that as "psycho". Clingy and snippy yeah, but psycho no. To me, psycho is chasing you around the house with a butcher knife while screaming at the voices in her head to just shut up!!!! Perhaps that's just me, lol. nope i agree...i think you should give her a chance to fix her clinginess...and if she can't, be honest with her... |
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Then go ahead and tell her you're gay.
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Tell her you've taken a vow of celibacy on account you have secretly begun to study ancient catholic rites and are planning to become a priest. If she doesn't believe you, prove it by performing an exorcism. That should do the trick. yea, that's it!! and just make sure you know who the Pope is too!! That's right. Make sure you do a little homework first. You don't want to be caught off guard. 
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Honestly, Jerk, you have a ton of resources here!! all you have to do is pick one!! the dealio is...YOU are just gonna have to tell her that you do not like her behavior and it is not going to work out period. |
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