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We all have rights to dream, so dream high and try to reach.
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i don't have any dreams now - well apart from when i'm asleep.
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i don't have any dreams now - well apart from when i'm asleep. Welcome back, Captain Obvious.. 
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*curtsies*
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We all have rights to dream, so dream high and try to reach. My dreams are to travel more and to have a lot of money and not work anymore..... possible? 
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Edited by
elwoodsully
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Sun 08/09/09 09:57 AM
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Yeah, but what about if they're reallllllllllllllllllllllly oddball dreams? lol.
I had one yesterday.. Man. I was in California, near LA, going to meet some family I haven't seen since I was a kid, and we all met up at a museum there. There was an earthquake, and the rattling knocked some bricks from the wall, making them fall on a sarcopegus(sp) from Egypt. The lid now broken, fresh air filled the lungs of the mummy inside, and he came to life. He was not evil, like in the movies, but lonely for his lover, which happened to be right next to him. He motioned for us to help him lift the lid off of hers, and my stoner cousin Woody says "No way, Dude. We'll get in a Major Jam." I help the mummy slide the lid off, and she comes to life after a minute or two. She wanted nothing to do with her oldtime lover, and when she was 100 % restored, she ripped off her wrappings, and ran out of the building. Mumsford, as Woody called him, started to follow her, but his wraps got tangled up in his feet, and he busted his noggin on the top of the tomb, knocking him out. Somehow, after he came to, we all left together, and went to Woody's apartment. Mums was floored by everything he saw. What tripped him out the most wasn't the car, as he had chariots, but it was the TV, which happened to be on the Playboy channel. He sat there oggling all the nakedness he saw, and grunted along to the music. Woody started to pack a bowl, and Mums was all over it...like the wrappings he wore earlier. We stayed low for a few days, and then it was time for me to go home. Woody took me to LAX, and Mums rode along in the back seat. I got a call from Woody about a month later, and he told me to check out a porno on the net. It seems Mums got himself hooked up with Ron Jeremy, and is now one of the leading Studs in porn. I never did find out what happened to his first love, but from what I see- he's NOT missing her at all.. ----------------------- All that happened in one dream. Sometimes I wonder about what it all means. Other times, I just gotta smile.
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Yeah, but what about if they're reallllllllllllllllllllllly oddball dreams? lol. I had one yesterday.. Man. I was in California, near LA, going to meet some family I haven't seen since I was a kid, and we all met up at a museum there. There was an earthquake, and the rattling knocked some bricks from the wall, making them fall on a sarcopegus(sp) from Egypt. The lid now broken, fresh air filled the lungs of the mummy inside, and he came to life. He was not evil, like in the movies, but lonely for his lover, which happened to be right next to him. He motioned for us to help him lift the lid off of hers, and my stoner cousin Woody says "No way, Dude. We'll get in a Major Jam." I help the mummy slide the lid off, and she comes to life after a minute or two. She wanted nothing to do with her oldtime lover, and when she was 100 % restored, she ripped off her wrappings, and ran out of the building. Mumsford, as Woody called him, started to follow her, but his wraps got tangled up in his feet, and he busted his noggin on the top of the tomb, knocking him out. Somehow, after he came to, we all left together, and went to Woody's apartment. Mums was floored by everything he saw. What tripped him out the most wasn't the car, as he had chariots, but it was the TV, which happened to be on the Playboy channel. He sat there oggling all the nakedness he saw, and grunted along to the music. Woody started to pack a bowl, and Mums was all over it...like the wrappings he wore earlier. We stayed low for a few days, and then it was time for me to go home. Woody took me to LAX, and Mums rode along in the back seat. I got a call from Woody about a month later, and he told me to check out a porno on the net. It seems Mums got himself hooked up with Ron Jeremy, and is now one of the leading Studs in porn. I never did find out what happened to his first love, but from what I see- he's NOT missing her at all.. ----------------------- All that happened in one dream. Sometimes I wonder about what it all means. Other times, I just gotta smile. I am wondering what you ate before you went to bed last night... 
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Yeah, but what about if they're reallllllllllllllllllllllly oddball dreams? lol. I had one yesterday.. Man. I was in California, near LA, going to meet some family I haven't seen since I was a kid, and we all met up at a museum there. There was an earthquake, and the rattling knocked some bricks from the wall, making them fall on a sarcopegus(sp) from Egypt. The lid now broken, fresh air filled the lungs of the mummy inside, and he came to life. He was not evil, like in the movies, but lonely for his lover, which happened to be right next to him. He motioned for us to help him lift the lid off of hers, and my stoner cousin Woody says "No way, Dude. We'll get in a Major Jam." I help the mummy slide the lid off, and she comes to life after a minute or two. She wanted nothing to do with her oldtime lover, and when she was 100 % restored, she ripped off her wrappings, and ran out of the building. Mumsford, as Woody called him, started to follow her, but his wraps got tangled up in his feet, and he busted his noggin on the top of the tomb, knocking him out. Somehow, after he came to, we all left together, and went to Woody's apartment. Mums was floored by everything he saw. What tripped him out the most wasn't the car, as he had chariots, but it was the TV, which happened to be on the Playboy channel. He sat there oggling all the nakedness he saw, and grunted along to the music. Woody started to pack a bowl, and Mums was all over it...like the wrappings he wore earlier. We stayed low for a few days, and then it was time for me to go home. Woody took me to LAX, and Mums rode along in the back seat. I got a call from Woody about a month later, and he told me to check out a porno on the net. It seems Mums got himself hooked up with Ron Jeremy, and is now one of the leading Studs in porn. I never did find out what happened to his first love, but from what I see- he's NOT missing her at all.. ----------------------- All that happened in one dream. Sometimes I wonder about what it all means. Other times, I just gotta smile. I am wondering what you ate before you went to bed last night... It was Friday night going into yesterday morn when I had the dream. I ...lol... did have 2 dozen hot wings from Buffalo's and just a couple beers. |
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Yeah, but what about if they're reallllllllllllllllllllllly oddball dreams? lol. I had one yesterday.. Man. I was in California, near LA, going to meet some family I haven't seen since I was a kid, and we all met up at a museum there. There was an earthquake, and the rattling knocked some bricks from the wall, making them fall on a sarcopegus(sp) from Egypt. The lid now broken, fresh air filled the lungs of the mummy inside, and he came to life. He was not evil, like in the movies, but lonely for his lover, which happened to be right next to him. He motioned for us to help him lift the lid off of hers, and my stoner cousin Woody says "No way, Dude. We'll get in a Major Jam." I help the mummy slide the lid off, and she comes to life after a minute or two. She wanted nothing to do with her oldtime lover, and when she was 100 % restored, she ripped off her wrappings, and ran out of the building. Mumsford, as Woody called him, started to follow her, but his wraps got tangled up in his feet, and he busted his noggin on the top of the tomb, knocking him out. Somehow, after he came to, we all left together, and went to Woody's apartment. Mums was floored by everything he saw. What tripped him out the most wasn't the car, as he had chariots, but it was the TV, which happened to be on the Playboy channel. He sat there oggling all the nakedness he saw, and grunted along to the music. Woody started to pack a bowl, and Mums was all over it...like the wrappings he wore earlier. We stayed low for a few days, and then it was time for me to go home. Woody took me to LAX, and Mums rode along in the back seat. I got a call from Woody about a month later, and he told me to check out a porno on the net. It seems Mums got himself hooked up with Ron Jeremy, and is now one of the leading Studs in porn. I never did find out what happened to his first love, but from what I see- he's NOT missing her at all.. ----------------------- All that happened in one dream. Sometimes I wonder about what it all means. Other times, I just gotta smile. I am wondering what you ate before you went to bed last night... It was Friday night going into yesterday morn when I had the dream. I ...lol... did have 2 dozen hot wings from Buffalo's and just a couple beers. I figured it was something spicy to fire up that imagination of yours...the beer was your cousin talking
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I dream of a wonderfil man coming into my life
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It's been a VERY long time since I have remembered even a small portion of a dream.
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