Topic: Dreading new neighbor
earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 08/18/09 04:41 PM
Hmm just a few two many glasses of Jack Daniels.





BonnyMiss's photo
Tue 08/18/09 04:41 PM

Hmm just a few two many glasses of Jack Daniels.







rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 08/18/09 04:44 PM
Mah 5th husband and ah.






earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 08/18/09 04:46 PM

BonnyMiss's photo
Tue 08/18/09 04:46 PM

Mah 5th husband and ah.









OMG!!! I nearly fell off mah bed laughin!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 08/18/09 04:47 PM
Ya mean I coulda moved like this?




earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 08/18/09 04:49 PM
Redneck chinese food.



seamac's photo
Tue 08/18/09 04:51 PM





I NEED THIS, I NEED THIS! What with the new neighbor and all!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

BonnyMiss's photo
Tue 08/18/09 04:53 PM

Redneck chinese food.





Now look what you've made me do ! I'm squealing so loudly I am going to wake the neighbours. rofl rofl rofl

earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 08/18/09 04:56 PM
ha ha.

PacificStar48's photo
Tue 08/18/09 04:58 PM

I live at the end of a dirt/gravel road in a very small well maintained trailer park. My old neighbor remarried and moved into his wife's home. He recently sold his trailer, He asked me to come over to see if I wanted any of the tv's and some other stuff that was otherwise being tossed...

The new owner was also there. When we were introduced and I offered my hand to shake, he said "do you fool around?" I yanked my hand back before contact was made. For the next few mins that I was there he kept trying to make eye contact AND TOUCH MY ARM. He also asked me if I drink.

Later I learned that he is an all day every day beer drinker, that he is married to a very mousy women (wonder why)and that they (he probably) were evicted from the last trailer park they lived in.

I can not believe that I am going to be neighbors with a man who thinks his comments are a fine and dandy way to greet a total stranger. I see 911 in my future! They were there today and it icked me out, there goes the neighborhood.


Sorry not a fun situation. If he owns the property you maybe stuck.

If it is on rented property you have quite a few protections through your state mobile home laws. The state will give you a booklet on them. It is likely that he will soon be evicted or arrested soon. Reporting your experience in writing to the property manager is important. Keep copies.

I don't advocate you elbowing this guy. What is being suggested is assault possibly feloney assault if you catch him in the face and do any permenant damage without being able to prove he touched you first. You certainly don't want to be funding his obnoxious behavior because he can sue you civilially.

It is unfortuneate that your first meeting was in his property. I would make it clear, if you have any further contact, that there will be no more contact generated by you and you want none from him. I really don't blame you for being angry that your prior neighbor put you in such an offensive situation. He will get his in future Karma.

Good luck.

earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 08/18/09 04:58 PM
Yep I live there too.



BonnyMiss's photo
Tue 08/18/09 05:00 PM
Folks, it is time for me to turn in, enjoy the rest of your evening. flowers flowers flowers

earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 08/18/09 05:00 PM



Does not require caption.

earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 08/18/09 05:01 PM

Folks, it is time for me to turn in, enjoy the rest of your evening. flowers flowers flowers



Sweet dreams. xoxoxox thanks for the fun!

earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 08/18/09 05:03 PM

earthytaurus76's photo
Tue 08/18/09 05:05 PM
K guys I have to do some dishes, and housecleaning, my place is yucky.


Ive been feeling ill all day, but all this fun has made me feel better.


xo


Red neck furnace.



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Tue 08/18/09 05:17 PM
been crackin up--this is really funny--i enjoyed it

JasmineInglewood's photo
Wed 08/19/09 07:12 AM

I live at the end of a dirt/gravel road in a very small well maintained trailer park. My old neighbor remarried and moved into his wife's home. He recently sold his trailer, He asked me to come over to see if I wanted any of the tv's and some other stuff that was otherwise being tossed...

The new owner was also there. When we were introduced and I offered my hand to shake, he said "do you fool around?" I yanked my hand back before contact was made. For the next few mins that I was there he kept trying to make eye contact AND TOUCH MY ARM. He also asked me if I drink.

Later I learned that he is an all day every day beer drinker, that he is married to a very mousy women (wonder why)and that they (he probably) were evicted from the last trailer park they lived in.

I can not believe that I am going to be neighbors with a man who thinks his comments are a fine and dandy way to greet a total stranger. I see 911 in my future! They were there today and it icked me out, there goes the neighborhood.


get a couple really big guard dogs

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Wed 08/19/09 08:51 AM
More funny pictures pleasedrinker