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Topic: How Men should do a Profile
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Tue 10/20/09 06:13 AM
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Always add a picture, if you don't a woman who's looking will
think your hiding something like a wife.

Do not put pictures up of you holding dead things, like fish or
deer. Unless she is an obese woman living in a trailor park,
woman cringe at this.
I am not saying you can't hunt or fish but your looking for a
date with a lady. Keep it a secret until you meet her.
Let her get to know your other qualities first.

If I was wrong you wouldn't still be on here.

Showing me your house, dog, cat or showing a photo of you
with friends confuses the hell out of everyone.
Is it Two for one?

I am an animal lover but I do not wish to date your dog.

Hey Steel enough, everyone woman in the state knows your
house. Still haven't found anyone to share it with.

Read between the lines on a womans profile except for me
who actually tells you what I don't want.

Guess what? Your opening line should not be "Do you want
to have sex with me? Unless you like being turned down.

Don't send in your first e-mail how you love Jesus. Its
scary remember first I was all messed up on drugs,
then I was all messed up on the lord.
It means you don't have a life ask Jesus for one. Or you
need a cruch. Your not a free thinker open to other ideas.
Religion is not a bad thing but if you rant about it,
its a turn off.

Don't talk about how you can show me great sex in your
profile. This is a dating service not a male prostitution
site.

You all seem to be nice, hard working, people who hate bars.
I want you to find someone. I am a widow and you can never understand the joy of great love (full circle)
without the right woman

If you need help writing a profile, ask me. I used to do
all my friends at work and they all found compatible
matches without chemistry.com
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Mr_Music's photo
Tue 10/20/09 06:34 AM
Do not put pictures up of you holding dead things, like fish or
deer. Unless she is an obese woman living in a trailor park,
woman cringe at this.
I am not saying you can't hunt or fish but you're looking for a
date with a lady. Keep it a secret until you meet her.
Let her get to know your other qualities first.


First of all, I'm not looking for a date with a lady. I see this site for what it is -- a social site. I refuse to blindly believe the semantics of wording, especially considering most of the categories have absolutely NOTHING to do with "dating".

Secondly, not that I've ever posted a picture of me holding up a deer that I've brought down, or a big lunker that I wrangled into the boat, but if I ever would, I wouldn't give a fart in a high wind what any Prima Donna little princess may think about it. This is part of who I am, and part of what I do. It defines my interests and means of personal enjoyment, and a real woman would acknowledge that. She isn't required to like it if she doesn't, but she'd best not be expecting me to put on any false aires just to make her look twice. I might just as well lie, and I refuse to compromise myself that way. This is me. Deal with it or not, I really couldn't care less either way, because I'm still gonna sleep at night, with or without her approval.

There. I said it, and I don't even feel bad about it.

LewisW123's photo
Tue 10/20/09 12:33 PM

Do not put pictures up of you holding dead things, like fish or
deer. Unless she is an obese woman living in a trailor park,
woman cringe at this.
I am not saying you can't hunt or fish but you're looking for a
date with a lady. Keep it a secret until you meet her.
Let her get to know your other qualities first.


First of all, I'm not looking for a date with a lady. I see this site for what it is -- a social site. I refuse to blindly believe the semantics of wording, especially considering most of the categories have absolutely NOTHING to do with "dating".

Secondly, not that I've ever posted a picture of me holding up a deer that I've brought down, or a big lunker that I wrangled into the boat, but if I ever would, I wouldn't give a fart in a high wind what any Prima Donna little princess may think about it. This is part of who I am, and part of what I do. It defines my interests and means of personal enjoyment, and a real woman would acknowledge that. She isn't required to like it if she doesn't, but she'd best not be expecting me to put on any false aires just to make her look twice. I might just as well lie, and I refuse to compromise myself that way. This is me. Deal with it or not, I really couldn't care less either way, because I'm still gonna sleep at night, with or without her approval.

There. I said it, and I don't even feel bad about it.




drinker Fookin awesome!!

sawgunner249's photo
Sun 10/25/09 05:44 PM
Thats awesome!!!!

Quietman_2009's photo
Sun 10/25/09 06:28 PM
crap

now I gotta go out and kill something so I can post a picture

MelodyGirl's photo
Sun 10/25/09 06:36 PM

crap

now I gotta go out and kill something so I can post a picture


*scurries all of the little forest animals under my bed!* scared :laughing:

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