Topic: 100 Year Old Twins
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Tue 01/19/10 11:38 PM
The town's oldest twins, Mabel and Grace, had just turned 100 and the local reporter came to their house to write a story about them. After he had finished interviewing them, he told the ladies that he would like to take their picture.

Grace was a little hard of hearing and depended on Mabel to tell her in a loud voice what was going on. Mabel said loudly, "HE SAID HE WANTS TO TAKE OUR PICTURE FOR THE PAPER." "Oh," Grace replied softly.

After he had set up the camera on a tripod, the reported asked the twins to be seated on the over-sized sofa in the center of the room. "What?" asked Grace. "HE SAID HE WANTS US TO SIT ON THE SOFA," Mabel said almost yelling. "Oh" replied Grace softly.

So the two of them hobbled over to the sofa and sat down while the reporter adjusted his camera saying, "Now I just want to focus." "What does he want?" asked Grace. "HE WANTS TO FOCUS" replied Mabel loudly. Grace smiled and asked softly, "Both of us at the same time?"