A dim-witted man at a bar sees a nice looking woman sitting alone across the room. He tells the bartender, "She's hot. I'm gonna go talk to her. The bartender says, You're wasting your tine. She's a lesbian." "That doesn't matter to me." he replies. "I gotta have her."

"Look" the bartender says again, "You're really wasting your time. She'll never go out with you. She's a lesbian." "Oh yeah? Watch this" the man answers, and he get's up and walks over to the lesbian's table and springs his pick-up line on her. "So what part of Lesbia are you from?"