Christmas through New Years on Maui in a private beach front bungalow with jacuzzi tub on the balcony and an over sized shower built for two.
A fully stocked refrigerator and wine cabinet...
fresh fruit and seafood served on silver platters with cloth napkins.
Matching robes and slippers bedside..
Sunsets, strolls on the beach, hikes through the bamboo forests, swimming with dolphins... trading full body massages, intimate conversation, relaxation, laughter and lots of great sex.

If it's REALLY great sex, you won't have time for those other things

May be a fair amount of truth in that...if so, fruit, seafood and wine in between so I can keep my strength up.