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I don't want money. I want someone that can put up with me
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Why would Tammy need $$ from any man!!!!
Uggg I make more than most men so that dosnt even fit into the equation for me!! Now start whining about your ex and the kids.... I'm running....and fast!!! 
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Edited by
RainbowTrout
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Thu 03/18/10 07:39 PM
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i don't know why but this post made me hot under the collar...not all woman are about money...just seems a lot of men think thats all, all woman care about and its so not true I'm glad I'm not the only one that was rubbed the wrong way by this post! I sincerely hope that the OP intended this as a joke and doesn't actually believe what he's implying. You're right though... many men do think women just want them for their wallets. Interestingly, the belief in this absurd notion seems to be positively correlated with their annual income. In other words, the more they make, the more they think that's what draws women to them. And while certainly gold diggers lurk amongst us, to broadly categorize women in general as being money sucking sycophants is just moronic. I think if the OP had any money, he shouldn't be giving it to a woman to get rid of her, for two reasons. One, he might have trouble finding another one with such a piss poor attitude about women. And two, he oughta use it to buy a clue. Or comedy lessons. I sincerely thing that Rainbow meant it as a joke. It probably should have been moved to the joke sections. I guess you are right judging from the responses.  See, my boarder and I agreed to drive me over in her car to go pick up my van. I had called the mechanic earlier to let him know that I was coming to pick it up but got the messaging machine. And when I pulled up at his shop I blowed my horn after I seen he wasn't in the shop so he could hear I was there at his house behind the shop. So my boarder said do you want to go back home now. Of course, I didn't because it is like 40 miles over there and I wanted my van. So I decided to wait and gave her a $120.00 to get groceries and pay a bill. It amazed me how fast she left as I sit there sitting on the grass waiting for him to come back. As I was sitting there I thought maybe he didn't hear me from the house and walked to the front door where I read a sign that said the front door didn't work but to come to the back door. So I knocked on the back door and his wife said she didn't hear the horn. He had went to work some where else and she took the money and I was amazed how fast she was gone. I guess I am just slow.
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sou blew the horn, she took the money and ran. where did she go?
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just being myself works for me.
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Getting rid of someone is usually not what we are here for but on the lighter side of humour here are a few suggestions and thoughts to consider:
HOW DO YOU KNOW HE/SHE IS ONE TO KEEP: 1. Do they like you for the size of your heart or the size of your wallet? (since this has come up many times in this conversation) 2. Will they still like you when you eat a big bowl of chilie and garlic bread and still want to be held close? 3. Do they get on your nerves and act all clingy 24/7 (327 text messages a day NOT HEALTHY! -__-) 4.(a) Will they still like you in the morning when they discover how many hairs have been left in the sink and that toilet seat has been left up for convienance? (gentlemen) (b) Will they still like you in the morning when they discover that you've used the bathroom first and you are as gross as they are? (ladies) 5. When you write a list of pro's and con's is the latter a greater number? (this is actually a smart thing to look into ^-^) ~*~*~*~*~*~* HOW TO GET RID OF A WOMAN/MAN: 1. Introduce them to your family!(Betcha great aunt has a whole ton of slides to share!) 2.Let them know that you demand to be married as soon as the first of Octember and that no other date will suffice!(Dr. Suess book :D look it up if you've not read it -lol-) 3. Let another woman/man into your home and suggest a threesome! (if they agree then daymn! Your luckier than you thought!) 4. Three words "I am gay" 5. Lock your door, change your number, answer the door in another language. :P (-lol- J/K) ~**~*~**~*~*~* Personally I have very little money, a history of bad men making the good ones look bad without even trying and kids that come along with the package deal. I look for a few things that I hope others do as well. These are my questions and thoughts. Q: Do you I love you? A: Kiss me, **** me, treat me right and we'll see how it goes. Each day is it's own and it's one step at a time not just a leap of faith and beleive me no one wants to smash into a brick wall from that jump. Q: Do you want to change me or for me to change you? A: No! Accept me for who I am and I will accept you for who you are. Try to change me or ask me to make you change and you can Q: What can you do to get rid of me? A: If we are at that point what makes you think that I want to stay? |
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Just give her some money. It is only a temporary fix, however. Because at some point she will run out of money and come home. |
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all i do is just smile and talk nice to them and they run for the hills  
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hmmm tell her you've cheated on her, and she now has Aids...
that one could work...let me know how that goes. |
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Just give her some money. It is only a temporary fix, however. Because at some point she will run out of money and come home. 
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just being myself works for me. . . . hahahahaha Thought about a patent? |
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Edited by
buttons
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Tue 03/23/10 07:57 PM
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how about...wow! telling her! that you aren't interested! would that be to simple? break up with her.. don't contact her and both of you go on with your lives.. hummm
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how about...wow! telling her! that you aren't interested! would that be to simple? yea, alot of ppl (men and women) don't get that one tho. I'm guessing this should be everyones first approach, but after that you need to get creative. |
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Edited by
buttons
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Tue 03/23/10 08:00 PM
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how about...wow! telling her! that you aren't interested! would that be to simple? yea, alot of ppl (men and women) don't get that one tho. I'm guessing this should be everyones first approach, but after that you need to get creative. |
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how about...wow! telling her! that you aren't interested! would that be to simple? yea, alot of ppl (men and women) don't get that one tho. I'm guessing this should be everyones first approach, but after that you need to get creative. yea, no contact works. first tell them you are not interested, then no contact. That should get most ppl moving in the right direction...hopefully opposite directions..lol |
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Just give her some money. It is only a temporary fix, however. Because at some point she will run out of money and come home.
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Just give her some money. It is only a temporary fix, however. Because at some point she will run out of money and come home. 
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Just give her some money. It is only a temporary fix, however. Because at some point she will run out of money and come home. that worked? really? You doing the worm? Thats kinda hot... Shoot, I'd still hunt ya down..lol |
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Edited by
buttons
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Tue 03/23/10 08:06 PM
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how about...wow! telling her! that you aren't interested! would that be to simple? yea, alot of ppl (men and women) don't get that one tho. I'm guessing this should be everyones first approach, but after that you need to get creative. yea, no contact works. first tell them you are not interested, then no contact. That should get most ppl moving in the right direction...hopefully opposite directions..lol |
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Just give her some money. It is only a temporary fix, however. Because at some point she will run out of money and come home. lol or swipe your credit card along her asscrack instead of stuffing money down her cleavage. |
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