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Hi how are you
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and i still  havent found what iam looking for..... Yeah...know how you feel. 
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I love living the mature lifeeee
 
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Did you cry so loud that the aliens decided to leave you here? I'm not really sure. Things were kind of hazy after that point. I think I was rescued by a team called Mom & Dad. They let me stay around until the trauma of the whole ordeal was over. About 18 years. No accent? I was thinking it might have been Zorro.. Maybe Howdy Doodie? No ma'am it wasn't Howdy Doodie. I knew him though. My pappy was Clarabell the Clown. Having a clown for a father was a joke. |
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When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!!
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When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!! hahahaha good one Reminds me of myself.. I was the ugly duckling in my family 
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Edited by
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Wed 12/14/16 05:27 PM
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When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!! hahahaha good one Reminds me of myself.. I was the ugly duckling in my family If you are the ugly duckling, happen to have any single younger sisters?????  
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When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!! hahahaha good one Reminds me of myself.. I was the ugly duckling in my family If you are the ugly duckling, happen to have any single younger sisters????? soooo what yar saying is that I'm too old for ya? is yar pa available then?... that is, if yar ma dont mind. or yar granpa? great granpa?????  |
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When I was born, I was so ugly the midwife smacked my father!!! hahahaha good one Reminds me of myself.. I was the ugly duckling in my family If you are the ugly duckling, happen to have any single younger sisters????? soooo what yar saying is that I'm too old for ya? is yar pa available then?... that is, if yar ma dont mind. or yar granpa? great granpa????? So cougars do exist on here...  
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So cougars do exist on here...  |
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Edited by
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So cougars do exist on here... I will fly on up for a diner date with MzClaus then.... Hope Santa doesn't mind!
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Wait till you hit 62! With so many Seniors here how about a message from a Senior from Hawaii?
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I'm used to whacks. Two seconds after I was born someone wearing a mask whacked me on the rear. Being the first time to experience a whack, I cried. Was it the Lone Ranger? Couldn't have been the Lone Ranger. My parents didn't have TV at the time. I think it was an alien abduction. All I remember is these huge bright lights with these weird masked beings looking over me. |
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should have stayed with the aliens. life on this planet is too difficult.
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Hello I'm new here just looking for someone too talk too and keep me company. Pleaase check me out. Thank you
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53, six days ago....AND STILL AVAILABLE!!!!!! [/quote For goodness sakes alert the media.... |
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My 7 yo grandson recently asked me how old I was. I poked him in the ribs and told him I was 29 and he said (very seriously) "I think my Mom is older than you". Lol. That's funny. Kids say the darnest things |
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great!!!
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I am 20,297 days old.
Which is 2,899 weeks and 4 days. That's 55 years and 208 days, including 14 leap days, or 55 years, 29 weeks and 5 days. In other words, that's 666.77 months. Therefore, I am 55.57 years old today. |
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