I come to an epiphany that I really must be a boring person because I fail to identify any major character flaws or societal eccentricities that make me interesting. As such I'm considering working on becoming smug, over-dramatic, inflexible, callous, and perhaps rash in an effort to increase my appeal and bolster my charisma.

Anyone else out there looking for developing interesting character flaws or have any good flaws to suggest to me?

You should start by wearing sunglasses at night.

You could take some 'nude from the gut up'
bathroom pictures.
Be sure to add that smug 'I am probably the
very first to do this' look on your face.
In said photos.

Yeah, everyone wants to be like me.

I hear you,man. I need to liven up my social presence as well. Make more of an impact when I enter a room, y'know? Personally,I've chosen to develop deep psychosis. It's unpredictable and, under the correct set of circumstances, can lead to all kinds of messy fun.

Yeah, that might work.

I am a very boring person. But I always get treated with love and respect every where I go. I don't need to change, I just need to accept what people offer and say to me.

I like to randomly scream "Lets do the Hokey Pokey" in a crowd. Chicks dig it........

Get a hoveround and constantly run over peoples feet with it.

you forgot greedy

Start repeating everything your coworkers say

Wear sunglasses to bed

I would stick with your initial list, it will be a good start for you bro. Works smashingly for me! I am also narsiccistic and self absorbed. Icing on the cake Baby!!!!!

Greedy huh? I think I'd prefer overly ambitious coupled by acute overconfidence and an indomitable spirit...
And sunglasses to bed? Yes! it's a step up from just at night! Well if I did that I might as well never take them off... Perhaps I could even go swimming with sunglasses because that's what all the "cool" people do!
As far as repeating my coworkers I can't believe I have not tried that yet. I've feigned insanitary and ideals based off of oppressive world conquering dictatorship regimes centric on mechanical revolution but I'll have to add that one on the list... Perhaps I should sound lost, confused and somewhat spacey while repeating them.
Thanks XD

A simple chip on the shoulder does wonders.

Start saying randomly odd things in the middle of conversations just to see who is really listening, then laugh about it afterwards.

Chip on the shoulder... never been quite able to pull that one off...
Saying odd things comes quite naturally but it often starts out odd rather than derailing my current topic. I'll have to try that one... I wonder how I would pull that off when I find that the work of the world's rotational axis conspires against the justice that can only be contained in a partially full blender blotted out like the sun to a condemned tomato plant covered in sack-cloth. Bwha ahah aha ha hah he ho... I suppose that works...

Start every sentence with "Dude, check it out."