Topic: Have a Nice Day
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Wed 08/03/11 11:23 AM
Edited by uk1971 on Wed 08/03/11 11:24 AM
My doctor asked if my medication is working for my schizophrenia.
"I'm still in two minds",
I told him.
noway

I broke into the warehouse of the British Electric Lamp Company and stole all of their stock.

They were delighted. dancing: smokin



"August the 3rd 2012 said to be London's most busiest transport day , so you'll need to find a different route for work, or work at home".

Going to be a tough day for prostitutes. oops



Friend of mine was tellin me that he's started screwing his girlfriends twin.
"How do ya tell em apart??"
I asked.
"That's easy"
he said...
"Her brother has a moustache"
surprised

Since there are more Chinese people than any other race on Earth, does that mean they have normal eyes and we have big crazy googly ones?
slaphead



BBC News:
"Illegally downloading pirated films is costing hundreds of millions of pounds a year"
SH IT!!!!, What site are they downloading them off? It's free for me. :tongue: