Okay, we have a game here we call Black Stories... don't know if you know it over there. I will describe a situation; usually a pretty morbid one... your chore would be to find out what happened BEYOND what I describe. You may ask me any kind of question, as long as I can answer it by Yes or No... You can say you want to solve and tell the story, but if you are wrong, you may not ask further questions...

Whoever KNOWS the story, please refrain from spoiling the story; you may look and laugh about what the people think, you may even ask a question that can lead the people back on trail (they will SURELY lose it along the way, more than once), but don't post the answer unless you derived it by logic and asking, okay?

Okay, this is what those storys run like:

There is a room... the dead bodies of Romeo and Juliet are lying on the floor, in a puddle of water. Some broken glass lies around them. The window is open, there's a thundersorm outside that blows the curtains into the room... What happened?

Is the room a lot warmer than when Romeo and Juliet walked in?

Can't answer that with yes or no, sorry - you'll see why later! But the temperature dropped decisively when the thunderstorm began...

is there a monkey involved?

Okay.....Was the water on the floor from melted ice?

No



No

is either of them dead from poison? (not the band, even tho they do suck that bad)

No

did they kill each other?

They watched Twilight.

Did they really love each other?

i was gunna ask if any "sparkling" vampires were involved...

Probably too obvious.

did the werewolves sparkle too?

Actually, the answe to all yet unanswered questions is the same.

No. You'll have to go without Mr. Pattinson...

The night was cold. Romeo and Juliet were having sex. I mean a wild sex. Both were way tooo happy. Romeo lost control and phucked her sooo hard that blood started to come outta her privates. Julliet wasnt feeling any pain cuz it was her lover in action. Soon she died of blood loss and Romeo exhausted from the fact he killed her. He was frustrated and broke the glass on the window. He stabbed himself with a broken glass pane right into his own chest to meet juliet in afterlife.

Incredible, full of fantasy... and totally wrong.

Sorry, Ash!

Bleh, are there any injury marks on their bodies? You provided TOOOOO much information, right?

The puddle of water probably came from a glass(pure) of water. Juliet was thirsty so Romeo brought her a glass of water but she accidentally dropped it and BANG. The glass shattered, a piece of glass sliced through Romeo's throat. Juliet died from heart attack? And as for the window(which isnt broken) is just to divert the readers mind.

No



No



No on ALL of your points, including the diversion!

Actually, try to find out more about the details, before you try to solve...

were they murdered?