Topic: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True?
Ploduwa03's photo
Mon 01/28/13 01:33 AM
THOUGHT I'D SHARE THIS FUN WITH EVERYONE HERE...
I remembered having this thread sometimes
ago, but I am just being curious to know
the minds of people here; I am not trying to
insult the intelligence of our ladies trust me
you are well beloved any confirmation
on these points below?
• SYMBOL: WOE
• FORMULA: W² (OE) ³
• PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: BOILS AT
NOTHING AND FREEZES IN A SECOND.
VERY BITTER IF NOT WELL USED.
• CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: POSSESSES
GREAT AFFINITY FOR PRECIOUS METALS
LIKE GOLD, SILVER, DIAMOND AND
PLATINUM. TURNS GREEN WHEN PLACED
BESIDES A BETTER LOOKING SPECIMEN.
• OCCURRENCE: FOUND WHEREVER
“MAN” EXISTS BUT MOST COMMON WHERE
“MONEY” IS.
• USES: HIGHLY ORNAMENTAL AND
USEFUL IN EQUITABLE DISTRIBUTION OF
WEALTH, THE MOST EFFICIENT INCOME-
REDUCING AGENT EVER DISCOVERED.
• CAUTION: HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE IN
INEXPERIENCED HANDS, SHOULD BE
HANDLED WITH CARE.
• EXTRACTION: BY DISPLAYING SOME
FORM OF WEALTH EITHER IN MONEY,
PHYSICAL OR MOBILITY FORM.

xeshm21's photo
Mon 01/28/13 01:45 AM
Edited by xeshm21 on Mon 01/28/13 01:46 AM
clearly this is the starting point to finding true love :P nice post.