Topic: Congratulations.......You're a Father
uk1971's photo
Sun 02/17/13 01:31 AM
After consulting fertility specialists to improve his virility, an older man went to Asia and had an implant of chimpanzee glands.
In time, and after many attempts, his wife became pregnant and ultimately went into labour.
After an endless wait in the reception room, the father was thrilled to see the doctor appear.
"Congratulations,"
the doctor said.
"You're the father of a fine baby."
"Is it a boy or a girl?"
"We don't know yet. It won't come down from the chandelier!"

oopsbigsmile :banana:

anhg's photo
Sun 02/17/13 02:00 AM

After consulting fertility specialists to improve his virility, an older man went to Asia and had an implant of chimpanzee glands.
In time, and after many attempts, his wife became pregnant and ultimately went into labour.
After an endless wait in the reception room, the father was thrilled to see the doctor appear.
"Congratulations,"
the doctor said.
"You're the father of a fine baby."
"Is it a boy or a girl?"
"We don't know yet. It won't come down from the chandelier!"

oopsbigsmile :banana:

Movie07's photo
Sun 02/17/13 02:31 AM
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