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my rash is almost gone...
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my rash is almost gone... |
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oops, ....dont worry, it always takes longer the second time....
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I have to take one a day for one week, it's my chlamydia
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Edited by
mightymoe
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Wed 04/09/14 12:12 PM
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So I want to order the steak but I'm broke
�� are you planning on paying for this dinner? |
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no, i'm all out of them, but i think one of these birthday balloons might work...
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lol @ argo
I think you hooked up with my friend once. |
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Edited by
Argo
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Wed 04/09/14 12:21 PM
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hows the kid doin ?...lol
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Edited by
Leigh2154
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Wed 04/09/14 12:42 PM
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Are you the guy with the cute little strawberry birthmark on the left side of your bum?...
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On the count of three let's both say the weirdest STD we've ever contracted.
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Oh please don't thanks me for the flowers, I stole them from the cemetery.
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nom nom nom....hey, some of your freckles are moving around....wtf..
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nom nom nom....hey, some of your freckles are moving around....wtf.. nasty... Are you in yet? |
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Sure we can get together this weekend; my ex just got out of prison this last week where he was serving time for manslaughter for shooting my other ex and he's agreed to watch my German Shepherd attack dog for me, so I can have a date.
 
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nom nom nom....hey, some of your freckles are moving around....wtf.. 
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Oh that's enough about me, tell me about your sister
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please, can we leave the lights out, so my sub-conscious visual imaging can kick in....
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The last time I was in this nightclub, I was still a man
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The last time I was in this nightclub, I was still a man ^^Haha, I thought you looked familiar..... |
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"You humans.. can be so strange, at times.. "...
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