Topic: Funny or strange first messages
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Mon 04/28/14 01:09 AM
Got one just now that said "I am a cougar and would like to prey between your legs.." lol so far this one is my favorite I've ever gotten! Might have to marry this fella!

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Mon 04/28/14 10:58 AM

Got one just now that said "I am a cougar and would like to prey between your legs.." lol so far this one is my favorite I've ever gotten! Might have to marry this fella!


Funny one..that's not a bad offer.. What time you open for meals jk..



@ dreamerana..lmao...

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Mon 04/28/14 11:02 AM

Got one just now that said "I am a cougar and would like to prey between your legs.." lol so far this one is my favorite I've ever gotten! Might have to marry this fella!

lol, i'm a kitten and I feel the same:wink:

Cutiepieforyou's photo
Mon 04/28/14 12:41 PM
Will you move to my town? My kids need to stay there.whoa

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Mon 04/28/14 03:10 PM
"I'm in Edinburgh for a pole dancing contest and we can hang out together if you vote for me".

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Mon 04/28/14 03:13 PM
I want to marry you and come to your country

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Mon 04/28/14 03:37 PM
I want to add you for relationship

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Mon 04/28/14 03:50 PM
Why did you break up with your stalker?

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Mon 04/28/14 07:08 PM
This was while I was on a different site.

"Do you live at the jail?" It's because the only thing people know about my shite hole little town, is that we have C.C.N.O. by our town, not even in town. Corrections Center of Northwest Ohio or regional jail for our area.

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Mon 04/28/14 09:08 PM
I once told a guy that wouldn't stop messaging me that I did drugs. He said I sounded like his kind of woman and that we had similar interests. I said wow really ! U take enough horse tranquilizers to kill a small village too! He never responded back.

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Tue 04/29/14 10:19 AM
I once told a woman that wouldn't stop messaging me that I do drugs. She said that she could get me an ounce of hash for eighty quid. Well, that's too expensive but a guy's got to do what he's got to do to get a date.

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Tue 04/29/14 03:01 PM

I once told a woman that wouldn't stop messaging me that I do drugs. She said that she could get me an ounce of hash for eighty quid. Well, that's too expensive but a guy's got to do what he's got to do to get a date.
funny

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Thu 05/01/14 04:25 PM
Was asked if I know how to cast spells.....that he wanted to be turned into a cigarette so he knew how it felt to be carried in a woman's purse....he was quite adamant about it!!Wouldn't take kind "brush off" as a sign of deterrent....

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Fri 05/02/14 03:16 AM
My heart told me you've been looking for me, I'm sorry it took so long

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Fri 05/02/14 06:11 AM
funny, hahaha? or funny strange?


I think its funny strange when the FIRST message is talking about marriage or sex or when they ask for an alternate method of communication right away, like personal email or phone number,,,,



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Fri 05/02/14 06:48 AM
Mine is, 'hi dear, just a bit of a private question, are you experienced with guys only or with girls too?'...i did not reply, though i'd like to say, none of the above, lol:laughing:

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Fri 05/02/14 06:51 AM

I'd like to say to a woman at some point, "Would you like fries with that shake?"


start stalking your local mcdonalds:wink:

I think that would be totally cutelaugh

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Fri 05/02/14 06:52 AM
I got I like you

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Fri 05/02/14 07:59 AM
I got:

'you skype we sex' noway

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Fri 05/02/14 08:08 AM
Lol gibbs