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Topic: What women want
coolrohit430 Joined Mon 10/21/13 Posts: 67	Thu 05/08/14 08:55 AM
I love women...sometimes I just don't understand them. Really, why is it so difficult?

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Thu 05/08/14 09:10 AM
Because if you bled for seven days, you would probably die, and if you ever pushed something the size of a watermelon out of a hole the size of a lemon, you wouldn't survive the trauma. Until you can accomplish these things, you will never understand what it takes to be a woman.

teebee79 Joined Wed 11/07/12 Posts: 2179	Thu 05/08/14 09:16 AM
I love women...sometimes I just don't understand them. Really, why is it so difficult? Talk to a woman without " expecting" something in return. Then you'll get a better understanding of us.

coolrohit430 Joined Mon 10/21/13 Posts: 67	Thu 05/08/14 09:22 AM
I love women...sometimes I just don't understand them. Really, why is it so difficult? Talk to a woman without " expecting" something in return. Then you'll get a better understanding of us. That's a good suggestion.

Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Thu 05/08/14 09:28 AM
I love women...sometimes I just don't understand them. Really, why is it so difficult? its not so difficult......treat her with respect, and act like a gentleman...she'll take over from there....

trinity033 Joined Sat 07/27/13 Posts: 4	Thu 05/08/14 09:59 AM
I guess this is the best advice I ve got about women

castanem8 Joined Tue 07/10/12 Posts: 3	Thu 05/08/14 10:23 AM


Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Thu 05/08/14 11:26 AM
"What women want" Weird Al knows what women want.

Whozurdaddy Joined Mon 03/24/14 Posts: 101	Thu 05/08/14 06:01 PM
snicker...women want their lawns mowed, their furniture moved and other (name one) honeydews.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Thu 05/08/14 06:08 PM
"Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos There's only one thing that they all like a bunch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch I know how to keep a woman satisfied When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide They're always in the mood for something to munch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have That's all they really want Some lunch Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch 'Cause girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch Girls, they want Want to have lunch Girls wanna have She eats like she got a hole in her neck And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have That's all they really want Is some lunch Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch Those girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch" - Weird Al Yankovic

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Thu 05/08/14 06:23 PM
snicker...women want their lawns mowed, their furniture moved and other (name one) honeydews. That's funny because I owned my own landscaping business and did a lot of the mowing, weedeating, scheduling and accounting myself; plus whenever I needed furniture moved, I did it, as well as the rest of the "honeydo" list like painting, remodeling, plumbing etc.......SNICKER

stoutale Joined Mon 04/14/14 Posts: 274	Thu 05/08/14 06:23 PM
women want what you cant provide or commit too. but they will put up with it if you show prospect..lol

pkh Joined Sat 05/26/07 Posts: 14961	Thu 05/08/14 07:29 PM
I love women...sometimes I just don't understand them. Really, why is it so difficult? its not so difficult......treat her with respect, and act like a gentleman...she'll take over from there.... this

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 05/08/14 08:20 PM
Women want a man to be a man.....in public and in the bedroom. Pretty simple really.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Thu 05/08/14 08:25 PM
Women want a man to be a man.....in public and in the bedroom. Pretty simple really. but he can be a woman everywhere else?

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Thu 05/08/14 08:25 PM Edited by sweetestgirl11 on Thu 05/08/14 08:28 PM
"Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos There's only one thing that they all like a bunch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch I know how to keep a woman satisfied When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide They're always in the mood for something to munch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have That's all they really want Some lunch Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch 'Cause girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch Girls, they want Want to have lunch Girls wanna have She eats like she got a hole in her neck And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have That's all they really want Is some lunch Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch Those girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch" - Weird Al Yankovic lol. I actually do not prefer dates that involve a meal but I thought this was fantastic and tres funny!

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 05/08/14 08:29 PM
Your stoop is too small.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Thu 05/08/14 08:33 PM
Your stoop is too small. is that the 3rd or 4th deadliest sin ??

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 05/08/14 08:40 PM
Your stoop is too small. is that the 3rd or 4th deadliest sin ?? Arguably, it should be 1st.

Whozurdaddy Joined Mon 03/24/14 Posts: 101	Thu 05/08/14 09:15 PM
snicker...women want their lawns mowed, their furniture moved and other (name one) honeydews. That's funny because I owned my own landscaping business and did a lot of the mowing, weedeating, scheduling and accounting myself; plus whenever I needed furniture moved, I did it, as well as the rest of the "honeydo" list like painting, remodeling, plumbing etc.......SNICKER Busted!