All these women of my demographic have their cabana boys locked down, feeding them grapes and fanning them with ostrich feathers.

What's a guy to do?

Men of age UNITE! Slick down your combovers. Lease that red Porsche you can't afford. Pop your butterfly collar (not forgetting to unbutton the top two buttons). Put on that Aqua Velva and gold chains. Overbite your bottom lip.

.... and get ta dancin to some Techno at the college bars!

(Ya see? Let's make this trite older/younger thread stuff REALLY CREEPY!!)

cause old guys are uuuuum like the aaah shizzle dizzle YO!

Word n Stuff!

Blondey should change her name to RANDY!

YEEEEEEEEEEaaaaaAAH Baby!

hold on, in an hour or so this Grecian formula 44 will have my hair jet black and i found the keys to my old junk Datsun, i'll slip the Mercedes key fob on them and nonchalantly slip them onto the bar...that should attract some babes...ay ?

Now we're talkin! (and I actually know what a "Datsun" is lmao)

I suppose a Barry Manilow lavender jumpsuit is "a kind" of a uniform?

As always, you crack me up
*singing* Don't go changing to try to please me

I hear bifocals are hotter than designer sunglasses nowadays :wink

And Argo, my man, the salt and pepper 'do has always been a huge turn on for me, so don't go reaching for the dye too prematurely

I don't have a combover and just because growing my hair long conceals my receding hairline, that's not why I'm doing it. Also, if I can get into the same tight jeans that I was wearing when I was twenty, what's sad about that?

I reserve the right to grow old disgracefully if I want to and if you think that's creepy, then go lock up your daughters because your opinion doesn't count and you're just jealous.

Get off my lawn!

Do you mean like this?



That is my cousin in the above image. I could borrow his bling from him.

Oh noooooooooooooooooooooo :"))

Yep! Surfotomus Maximus

It's been done.