Talk plain I don't understand female speak.

Get job.
Return daily.
Buy ring.
Do not fart in close company with other humans.
Go back to work.

I don't understand

Do you understand japanese? Perhaps i could explain it to you in Japanese

Female speak as follows: vague nuances,sighs,speaking low monotone voice, repeats the same subject matter over ( I am not a child I heard the 1st time),ask my onion then rejects it (don'y like the answer don't ask) if I ask how you are felling I deserve an honest answer, can I help it if everything makes me gassy, live with it.

Well seems like you not talking to yo woman openly as in communication channels need to be open and need to sit her down and get to the root of the issue
if shes mentioning things again she probably wants that specific thing to be done as soon as possible....you might not be treating her right or understand her....women are very complex and unique.....you really have to listen to her and know exactly what she wants and what makes her happy etc.....talk to her with patience and listen to her and what shes saying ..and dont be grumpy about it....





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'ask your onion'? lol wish I had a vegetable I could converse with.
I've heard that watermelons are quite responsive

and where have you been.hiding stranger

((unknown_Romeo))
Yeah I was in my version of a man-cave for awhile. Back on the horse again now. Thanks for asking

What the hell does female speak have anything to do with being gassy?

(((shovs)))

Sign language might work for the Op..lol

(((m3k4y)) lol He might even misread sign language.
You look all loved up... I wonder why?

sounds like you have a lot of reading to do..lol..glad to see you back pretty lady..

Lol I've gata ask my onions about this ,can't believe they were hiding this from me!!

My Mom loved a good onion...

I just have one: passive aggressives need not apply.

sorry about the typo I meant opinion in place of onion, I do love onions myself

Lol we'll just go with the onions