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| Topic: Welcome to Captain Ozzies Breakfast buffet | |
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*pulls chair up to platter of waffles and ties on napkin* Where's the syrup?....  Locked up in the liquor cabinet |
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*pulls chair up to platter of waffles and ties on napkin* Where's the syrup?.... Locked up in the liquor cabinet Okay. I'll just pour liquor on them then.... 
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*pulls chair up to platter of waffles and ties on napkin* Where's the syrup?.... Locked up in the liquor cabinet Okay. I'll just pour liquor on them then.... Billy, would you please call security!!!!1 |
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*pulls chair up to platter of waffles and ties on napkin* Where's the syrup?.... Locked up in the liquor cabinet Okay. I'll just pour liquor on them then.... Billy, would you please call security!!!!1 
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(security arrives)
"is there a problem here" Well, yes, you see the pretty little blonde sitting at the buffet shoving waffles in her face.........could you please remove her |
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Security @Bash
"Excuse me ma'am, would you please come with me" |
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Security @Bash "Excuse me ma'am, would you please come with me" Nope. I'm staying right here. I haven't had any bacon yet.... 
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Edited by
needsum12luv
on
Sun 04/19/15 07:17 AM
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Security @Bash "Excuse me ma'am, would you please come with me" Nope. I'm staying right here. I haven't had any bacon yet.... Security "ma'am, I will ask you once again to cooperate or I will have to use necessary force"  (removing handcuffs from his belt) (Grabs her hand as she reaches for the bacon and slaps on the cuffs) "now, we can do this slow and peaceful, you don't want me to get rough with you do you?" |
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Security @Bash "Excuse me ma'am, would you please come with me" Nope. I'm staying right here. I haven't had any bacon yet.... Security "ma'am, I will ask you once again to cooperate or I will have to use necessary force" (removing handcuffs from his belt) (Grabs her hand as she reaches for the bacon and slaps on the cuffs) "now, we can do this slow and peaceful, you don't want me to get rough with you do you?" Oooh, kinky!... 
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Security @Bash "Excuse me ma'am, would you please come with me" Nope. I'm staying right here. I haven't had any bacon yet.... Security "ma'am, I will ask you once again to cooperate or I will have to use necessary force" (removing handcuffs from his belt) (Grabs her hand as she reaches for the bacon and slaps on the cuffs) "now, we can do this slow and peaceful, you don't want me to get rough with you do you?" Oooh, kinky!...  read me like a book.........
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