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Topic: 10 things women want you to do for them that turn them on
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Thu 04/30/15 12:16 AM
Edited by wantanicegirl2 on Thu 04/30/15 12:22 AM
1. Open all doors for them. Don't ask me why they like this. It's not as though they were gonna walk into it if you didn't. It makes them feel important as though they are the president of some major country.
2. Tell them they have nice shoes on. Even if thy are as ratty as a rat's nether parts, just make sure you slap your own face really hard and say "Wow, those shoes are nice." That alone will get their juices percolating.
3. Ask them what they think you should order for lunch. When they ask you why you want them to suggest something, just look them straight in the eye and say, "I value your opinion." Be prepared at that point to have them start tearing your clothes off with their wild and dancing eyes, because no one ever valued their opinion before.
4. Ask them if they lost weight. Even if it's only your first date and they're just coming back from the ladies room, if you tell them they look lighter than when they went in, you're golden.
5. Ask them if they changed something about their appearance since the last date. Do this, trust me, even if you can't notice something different. Chicks are always trying to trip up us guys by changing something to see if we'll notice. Of course we didn't pay attention the first time but they don't have to know that.
6. Tell them you sometimes cry. Girls go gaga over a guy who admits he cries occasionally. It strikes a connection with them and they will think "you are sweet and sensitive." At this point you'll have one foot in their bed already.
7. Tell them you like a woman who knows how to converse. Dude, trust me, telling a woman you like to hear her go on and on will be like music to her ears and she'll be mesmerized into getting you under the sheets that much sooner.
8. Tell her you think her ex is evil and that she deserved so much better. That alone will get her to wait on you topless the next time you yawn and hint you're the kind of a guy who likes breakfast in bed.
9. Tell her, and you'll probably have to lie for this one, (just like the others)that you like doing things around the house, like cooking and cleaning and picking up after yourself. That last one is an obvious whopper but we all fib sometimes.
10. When she asks you if you'd like to watch a romantic comedy or the new avengers movie, tell her with a straight face that you don't know what the avengers are, but that romantic comedies are what you are all about.
Then prepare to be led upstairs. It will be lights out, and all she wrote. Your turn gents, go do likewise.

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Thu 04/30/15 12:22 AM
I prefer just being myself, treating my missus with respect at all times and as an equal and my missus says that "I'm the best!" That's good enough for me to know I must be doing something right?

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Thu 04/30/15 12:24 AM
Dear messi, obviously your girl was looking over your shoulder. Nice touch

messi_is_a_tim_1888's photo
Thu 04/30/15 12:33 AM

Dear messi, obviously your girl was looking over your shoulder. Nice touch
Very much doubt it! Grew up together and know each other inside out! Nothing is hidden between us and that's the way it should be with a couple!

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Thu 04/30/15 01:08 AM
have never asked any of the above of a man.why would I?i don't need validation.laugh

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Thu 04/30/15 02:01 AM
What a crock of chit ...


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Thu 04/30/15 02:01 AM

What a crock of chit ...




yep:laughing:

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Thu 04/30/15 02:06 AM
I'm sure this list applies to some women, so thank you for compiling it :) However, maybe I'm just different (knew that already) But I would rather do almost anything to AVOID romantic comedy movies... and if Avengers age of Ultron was an option (as it will be coming out tomorrow... so excited to see it) I'd definately prefer avengers... I have a pet named Thor for goodness sakes. lol. And the list in general just doesnt apply to me in the least. But I hope it helps others. Have a fantastic day, God bless you, and peace be upon you.

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Thu 04/30/15 02:09 AM
good point Blondey111 :)

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Thu 04/30/15 02:33 AM
Edited by Pansytilly on Thu 04/30/15 02:40 AM

1. Open all doors for them. Don't ask me why they like this. It's not as though they were gonna walk into it if you didn't. It makes them feel important as though they are the president of some major country.

---i call this simple manners
---some call it chivalry
---others are just being nice
---that being said...i open doors for other people too...even help carry their groceries sometimes...flowerforyou

2. Tell them they have nice shoes on. Even if thy are as ratty as a rat's nether parts, just make sure you slap your own face really hard and say "Wow, those shoes are nice." That alone will get their juices percolating.

---surely you jest... i mean "juices percolating"???... style is style...if their style is not your type, then don't pretend to like it by being condescending...rant


3. Ask them what they think you should order for lunch. When they ask you why you want them to suggest something, just look them straight in the eye and say, "I value your opinion." Be prepared at that point to have them start tearing your clothes off with their wild and dancing eyes, because no one ever valued their opinion before.

---i think you should order some humble pie...and eat it...just saying...:angel:

4. Ask them if they lost weight. Even if it's only your first date and they're just coming back from the ladies room, if you tell them they look lighter than when they went in, you're golden.

---hahahaha...must be the water weight, then whoa

5. Ask them if they changed something about their appearance since the last date. Do this, trust me, even if you can't notice something different. Chicks are always trying to trip up us guys by changing something to see if we'll notice. Of course we didn't pay attention the first time but they don't have to know that.

---of course the answer is yes slaphead ...who'd want to date someone that wears the same clothes for every date??frown

6. Tell them you sometimes cry. Girls go gaga over a guy who admits he cries occasionally. It strikes a connection with them and they will think "you are sweet and sensitive." At this point you'll have one foot in their bed already.

---oedipus complex, much?noway

7. Tell them you like a woman who knows how to converse. Dude, trust me, telling a woman you like to hear her go on and on will be like music to her ears and she'll be mesmerized into getting you under the sheets that much sooner.

----are you sure you will be smart enough to hold a real conversation..?frustrated

8. Tell her you think her ex is evil and that she deserved so much better. That alone will get her to wait on you topless the next time you yawn and hint you're the kind of a guy who likes breakfast in bed.

---you have too many evil thoughts and intentions with this one...:angry:

9. Tell her, and you'll probably have to lie for this one, (just like the others)that you like doing things around the house, like cooking and cleaning and picking up after yourself. That last one is an obvious whopper but we all fib sometimes.

---is this an offer to clean her house for free?bigsmile

10. When she asks you if you'd like to watch a romantic comedy or the new avengers movie, tell her with a straight face that you don't know what the avengers are, but that romantic comedies are what you are all about.

---you might get mistaken to be more of a "pansy" than i...slaphead :laughing:

Then prepare to be led upstairs. It will be lights out, and all she wrote. Your turn gents, go do likewise.

---and she goes home to her own bed, talking about you with her girlfriends :laughing:



interesting thread... not a real conversation...but interesting indifferent

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Thu 04/30/15 03:31 AM
That rug really tied the room together.....Oh! I'm sorry. Was there a topic here?

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Thu 04/30/15 05:18 AM
1. yes

2 you tell me I got nice shoes? I am gonna assume limp wrist, foot fetish or shoe salesman

3 order your own lunch you a big boy

4 meh on weight loss issue

5 if you say I look different ya better be able to tell me how

6 unless your dog died or you got something in your eye..uh no I don't wanna hear you are a cry baby

7 hahahaah ooooh you gonnna hear an earfull with me anyhow

8 he wasn't

9 I will know by the state of your house

10 I like avengers

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Thu 04/30/15 05:18 AM

That rug really tied the room together.....Oh! I'm sorry. Was there a topic here?

Nope... this is where you go when you're on your break to have a bit of popcorn... or a Big Mac... cup of coffee and a cig.

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Thu 04/30/15 05:22 AM
if a guy compliments my shoes and wants to watch romantic comedies on a Monday Night I will assume he is gay

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Thu 04/30/15 06:07 AM
This newbie sounds like he's into ball crushing or something.

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Thu 04/30/15 06:34 AM

1. Open all doors for them. Don't ask me why they like this. It's not as though they were gonna walk into it if you didn't. It makes them feel important as though they are the president of some major country.
2. Tell them they have nice shoes on. Even if thy are as ratty as a rat's nether parts, just make sure you slap your own face really hard and say "Wow, those shoes are nice." That alone will get their juices percolating.
3. Ask them what they think you should order for lunch. When they ask you why you want them to suggest something, just look them straight in the eye and say, "I value your opinion." Be prepared at that point to have them start tearing your clothes off with their wild and dancing eyes, because no one ever valued their opinion before.
4. Ask them if they lost weight. Even if it's only your first date and they're just coming back from the ladies room, if you tell them they look lighter than when they went in, you're golden.
5. Ask them if they changed something about their appearance since the last date. Do this, trust me, even if you can't notice something different. Chicks are always trying to trip up us guys by changing something to see if we'll notice. Of course we didn't pay attention the first time but they don't have to know that.
6. Tell them you sometimes cry. Girls go gaga over a guy who admits he cries occasionally. It strikes a connection with them and they will think "you are sweet and sensitive." At this point you'll have one foot in their bed already.
7. Tell them you like a woman who knows how to converse. Dude, trust me, telling a woman you like to hear her go on and on will be like music to her ears and she'll be mesmerized into getting you under the sheets that much sooner.
8. Tell her you think her ex is evil and that she deserved so much better. That alone will get her to wait on you topless the next time you yawn and hint you're the kind of a guy who likes breakfast in bed.
9. Tell her, and you'll probably have to lie for this one, (just like the others)that you like doing things around the house, like cooking and cleaning and picking up after yourself. That last one is an obvious whopper but we all fib sometimes.
10. When she asks you if you'd like to watch a romantic comedy or the new avengers movie, tell her with a straight face that you don't know what the avengers are, but that romantic comedies are what you are all about.
Then prepare to be led upstairs. It will be lights out, and all she wrote. Your turn gents, go do likewise.



IMO
1- Never ever ever assume anything.
2- Never ever compare a woman to another woman.
3- Love her as you love yourself
4 - Always ask " What do you want & what do you need "

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Thu 04/30/15 07:31 AM

This newbie sounds like he's into ball crushing or something.

Well, he sure as heck don't know how to turn a woman on, that's for sure!
Lengthy debates don't do it for me

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Thu 04/30/15 07:38 AM


This newbie sounds like he's into ball crushing or something.

Well, he sure as heck don't know how to turn a woman on, that's for sure!
Lengthy debates don't do it for me
oh man is this guy still talking

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Thu 04/30/15 07:50 AM

if a guy compliments my shoes and wants to watch romantic comedies on a Monday Night I will assume he is gay
OMG he just may be,,girl you got me freaken rollen,,,

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Thu 04/30/15 10:08 AM
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