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Hi guys new on here so thought I'd say hi and just wondered whats the worst chat up line youve ever had on here?
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you have the cleanest ears I have ever seen... seriously that was her opening. line..
all I could say was.. oh thanks for noticing..  ... . sorry I was busy.. admiring your picture.. and.. forgot where I was for a second.. sent this message directly to you 
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I think I have a new second best.. not so great pick up line...lmao
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Hi
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Hi hi welcome good luck |
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Want a coffee? Still to get one, as whenever I heard that in the past it was rip yer clothes off time as soon as that front door had shut, 9 times out of 10! ha ha, got a few beers and vodkas afterwards though!
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Worst 'pick up' line was someone who I met from a different dating site. Let me set the stage....
1) Text message arrives from lovely 31 yr old blonde who has bikini pics on her profile. Um, ok. I'm over 50, so I don't see this as a long term deal. 2) She insists that she's into older guys, does not have daddy issues, wants a serious relationship, etc. 3)Takes a week of back and forth but she finally convinces me to meet for a coffee. 4) In the door walks not a 30 something blonde bikini model, but a 50 something brunette who is easily 100 pounds heavier than the pics. 5) When I note that she looks different than her picture, she says "Well I didn't sleep well, and I had a big breakfast." WTF???? So now the pick up line..."Take me home and give me a test drive. I know you'll want to date me because I know how to keep a man's stomach full, and his balls empty." Classy, no? Yeah. Needless to say I didn't even stay to finish the coffee. |
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Your legs must be tired because you have been running around in my mind all evening.
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Your legs must be tired because you have been running around in my mind all evening. 
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Worst 'pick up' line was someone who I met from a different dating site. Let me set the stage....o 1) Text message arrives from lovely 31 yr old blonde who has bikini pics on her profile. Um, ok. I'm over 50, so I don't see this as a long term deal. 2) She insists that she's into older guys, does not have daddy issues, wants a serious relationship, etc. 3)Takes a week of back and forth but she finally convinces me to meet for a coffee. 4) In the door walks not a 30 something blonde bikini model, but a 50 something brunette who is easily 100 pounds heavier than the pics. 5) When I note that she looks different than her picture, she says "Well I didn't sleep well, and I had a big breakfast." WTF???? So now the pick up line..."Take me home and give me a test drive. I know you'll want to date me because I know how to keep a man's stomach full, and his balls empty." Classy, no? Yeah. Needless to say I didn't even stay to finish the coffee. .Wow...  Folks we have a winner!! I'm speechless.
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Worst 'pick up' line was someone who I met from a different dating site. Let me set the stage.... 1) Text message arrives from lovely 31 yr old blonde who has bikini pics on her profile. Um, ok. I'm over 50, so I don't see this as a long term deal. 2) She insists that she's into older guys, does not have daddy issues, wants a serious relationship, etc. 3)Takes a week of back and forth but she finally convinces me to meet for a coffee. 4) In the door walks not a 30 something blonde bikini model, but a 50 something brunette who is easily 100 pounds heavier than the pics. 5) When I note that she looks different than her picture, she says "Well I didn't sleep well, and I had a big breakfast." WTF???? So now the pick up line..."Take me home and give me a test drive. I know you'll want to date me because I know how to keep a man's stomach full, and his balls empty." Classy, no? Yeah. Needless to say I didn't even stay to finish the coffee. "Well I didn't sleep well, and I had a big breakfast." WTF???? (and quickly died my hair ???) LMAO !!! |
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Worst 'pick up' line was someone who I met from a different dating site. Let me set the stage.... 1) Text message arrives from lovely 31 yr old blonde who has bikini pics on her profile. Um, ok. I'm over 50, so I don't see this as a long term deal. 2) She insists that she's into older guys, does not have daddy issues, wants a serious relationship, etc. 3)Takes a week of back and forth but she finally convinces me to meet for a coffee. 4) In the door walks not a 30 something blonde bikini model, but a 50 something brunette who is easily 100 pounds heavier than the pics. 5) When I note that she looks different than her picture, she says "Well I didn't sleep well, and I had a big breakfast." WTF???? So now the pick up line..."Take me home and give me a test drive. I know you'll want to date me because I know how to keep a man's stomach full, and his balls empty." Classy, no? Yeah. Needless to say I didn't even stay to finish the coffee. Holy Chit Batman... I can't top this one... I did have a guy a 3 years ago try to pick me up when I was out and about dancing.. He slid up to me... in skin tight jeans.. leaving nothing to be imagined.. leans over really sweetly looking down my shirt the whole time.. Hey baby I have a big package for you... I looked up and I looked down.. Had to ask Where??? He then patted his jeans front. and Ihad to tell him Honey'' there is no big package there... 
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My face is leaving in an hour and I would like you to be sitting on it! (((the worst ever?)))
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Hi
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I think saying "Hi" is the most lame. It shows no imagination at all. I wish I would get some of those pitiful lines that others here get. At least I would be amused and know something about a persons personality.
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I'd really like to know more pick-up lines for women to use on men?
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I'd really like to know more pick-up lines for women to use on men? women don't need em ! |
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Why don't women need them? I haven't been on the dating scene since my late teens but here I am now as a grown up and wondering too if I would need some pick up lines
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Whats the worst chat up line youve ever had on here? i've never had any chatup line here 
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