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Edited by
red_lace
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
"��Mother, where do babies come from?"�� The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "��Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex." The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy'��s vagina. That'��s how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend. "��Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy'��s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?" "Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry." |
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. "��Mother, where do babies come from?"�� The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "��Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex." The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy'��s vagina. That'��s how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend. "��Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy'��s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?" "Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry." Ha ha :P. That was a priceless thing to read and thanks for sharing. |
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that make my day
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Jewelry? Is this because Daddy had a c*** ring?
  I am so innocent. 
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Jewelry? Is this because Daddy had a c*** ring? I am so innocent.
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Message A girl came in the office in the morning and said his boss (009) to
girl : ' hello Good morning sir.. 009 : very good morning , today also you are not waring your panties ? girl : yes sir, but how did you know that ? 009: there is some dandruff on your shoes . girl : ohh! |
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Great jokes to funny,
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