A man is sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous, sexy, young woman enters. The man can’t stop staring at her. The young woman notices this and walks directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman says to him, "I'll do anything you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, with one condition." Flabbergasted, the man asks what the condition is. The young woman replies, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The man considers her proposition for a moment, withdraws his wallet from his pocket, and hands the woman five $20 bills. He looks deeply into her eyes and slowly says, "Paint my house."

Haha that's a damn good deal!!

I would say: "Give me noodles"

What what

time to sleep john.. i shall send my noodles to you in your dreams..

I would have said "pay my bills"

Well it is time to sleep, 3 am here :D.
If you don't send me, i will come back as Freddy Krueger and take it from your dream