There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain and thunder.
2 young men ran about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reached their car just as the rain stopped.
They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and still drinking one beer after the other.
All of a sudden and old man's face appeared outside the passenger window, he taps lightly on the window!
Then man on the passenger side screamed out,
"Ahhhhhhh! Look out my window!!
There's an old guy's face there!"
The old man kept knocking, so the driver said,
"Well, open the window a little and ask him what he wants!"
So, the passenger rolled his window down part way and , scared out of his wits, says,
"What do you want?"
The old man soflty replied,
"Do you have a cigarette?"
"Well, give him a cigarette!HURRY!!,"
the driver replies.
So he fumbles around with the packet and hands the old man a cigarette then yells to the driver,
"Step on it!!!",
rolling up the window in terror.
Now going about 80 miles and hour they calm down, start laughing again, so the passenger says,
"What did you think of that?"
Driver replies,
"I don't know. How could that be? I'm going pretty fast".
Then all of a sudden AGAIN there's a knock, and the old man is there again.
"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh, there he is again!"
the passenger yells.
"Well, see what he wants now!"
yells back the driver.
He rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says,
"Yes?"
"Do you have a light?"
the old man quietly asks.
The driver throws a lighter out the window at him,then rolls up the window and yells,
"STEP ON IT!"
They are now going about 100 miles an hour still guzzling beer, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden again there is more knocking!
"OH MY GOD! HE'S BACK!!!!!"
Passenger rolls down the window and screams in stark fear........
"WHAT DO YOU WANT??"
The old man replies,...
"You need some help getting out of the mud?"