If you have seen the VW commercial. you will definitely like this one.



A German guy approaches a lady of the night.
'I vish to buy sex mit you.'
'OK,'
says the girl,
'I'll charge €50 an hour.'
"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'
'No problem,'
she replies cautiously,
'I can do little kinky.'
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'
She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.)
She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,
'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position?'
'Ah,'
says the German ........
'zat is ze....
'Four-sprung Duck technique'

Ok UK, love most of your stuff, but I don't know German and am at a complete loss. You're gonna have to explain that one.

If I may

There was an add for Audi cars I think it was, on the TV here a few years back.
The add finished with the phrase Vorsprung Durch Technik (four sprung duck technique, as in the joke above.
Translated it means something like, advancement with technology.

Its quite a witty joke for those who know the add

The phrase Vorsprung Durch Technik became quite catchy over here.

Oooooh, thanks.

Don't think we've had that ad here yet. Or I just haven't seen it.
Or I've seen it and didn't understand it either.