Topic: So easy to rile up the Patriots these days
JaiGi's photo
Mon 05/16/16 10:35 AM
Edited by JaiGi on Mon 05/16/16 10:39 AM
As you all may have noticed there's one format in telling jokes popularized by an Englishman. We know him as UK. thought i should try his technique on the 'old tea joke' and see how it goes ...

An American, an Englishman and an Indian
Sit down for a cup of tea

No, let's make it, 'an Irishman, English and Indian'
(for obvious reasons..)

So the waiter brings them cups of tea
After he leaves they find a fly in each of their tea

The Englishman refuses, throws out the tea

The Indian, he flicks out the fly and drinks his tea

The Irishman, he squeezes the fly dry and drinks up his cup
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one second, let's make the last an Indian cause we don’t want to hurt any Irish patriots also, right? And as i'm an Indian, answerable to no one right?

Ok, so you noticed I decided to leave out the American
for obvious reasons, get it?
No?
Well because he…,
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Drinks coffee.
now what did you think?

mightymoe's photo
Mon 05/16/16 10:45 AM
PC jokes aren't very funny... watch some Dave Chappell to see what non PC jokes are and how funny they can be...drinker