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Topic: YO MAMA
nailcap Joined Sat 06/13/15 Posts: 966	Mon 09/26/16 09:59 PM
Uuuuuu.......walalalalala.........l

affectionplease Joined Sun 09/25/16 Posts: 17	Fri 09/30/16 04:03 PM
yo mama so fat she uses a boomerang to put her belt on

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 09/30/16 04:19 PM
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Fri 09/30/16 04:21 PM
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

affectionplease Joined Sun 09/25/16 Posts: 17	Sun 10/02/16 08:36 AM
yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Sun 10/02/16 04:19 PM
Yo Mama's cooking is so bad, even the homeless give it back.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48912	Sun 10/02/16 06:53 PM
Yo mama is so naive that she thinks that Hillary Clinton is honest.

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Mon 10/03/16 06:23 PM
Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48912	Mon 10/03/16 06:47 PM
Yo mama is so naive that she thinks a milkshake is a cow in an earthquake.

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Tue 10/04/16 04:10 PM
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings "We're Walking on Sunshine."

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48912	Tue 10/04/16 08:28 PM
Yo mama is so huge that she had satellites orbiting her.

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Wed 10/05/16 05:40 AM
Your mama so dumb that when a neighbor asked why she was pushing her new car she replied. . "It's one of those new push-to-start models!"

Chinx01 Joined Sat 01/04/14 Posts: 5	Wed 10/05/16 05:43 AM
Yo mama so dumb that she sold the car for gas money.

winghalo Joined Wed 10/12/16 Posts: 1	Wed 10/12/16 06:13 PM
Yo mama so stupid she put to quarters to her eyers and said she was listen to 50cent

SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Fri 10/14/16 02:22 PM
Yo mama so dumb that she sold the car for gas money. thats some funny * ** right there!!!!!!

levanjis Joined Sat 10/15/16 Posts: 1	Mon 10/17/16 12:48 AM
Yoh mamas so dumb she forgot to abort u. - Lol. Just trying out. How did i do?

JayTheUndead Joined Mon 07/11/16 Posts: 3	Mon 10/17/16 01:32 PM
To be honest, Yo mama so bald that when she wears a turtle neck she looks like a deodorant roll. -Drops the mic-

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Thu 10/20/16 05:43 PM
Yo mama is so stupid that she failed a survey.

Maxsterx Joined Mon 03/07/16 Posts: 2314	Thu 10/20/16 07:29 PM
So ugly... When she flips on the lights... Edison rolls in his grave...

Goddezz_Eyezz Joined Tue 04/12/16 Posts: 12	Mon 10/24/16 06:58 PM Edited by Goddezz_Eyezz on Mon 10/24/16 06:58 PM
yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing ayee this

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