"This is a dating channel" I say to myself, "I suppose I should stick to dating", I'd picked this particular site for whatever reason.

Attractive girls are all around me, but this is a funny experience, with very funny going's on. Example, usual scenario, go shopping, basics needs, see girl attracted to, really like, nothing happens.

I don't do anything about it, attractive, attraction, fuzzy feelings inside, that's pretty much it, life carry's on pretty much the way it did the day before as far as this whole dating farce is concerned.

Go home, sit on computer, stare at sexy profiles you can't afford to message on paid sites (Or you free message them, they don't message back). Argh frustration! Got 4 match's "bastard"! I can't afford the £30.00 to get that feature so I can view them, bugger.

Start the whole cycle of behaviour again tomorrow. Minus the shopping, can only afford to go once a fortnight.

When the tyre of desire starts getting a bit flat, some sexy woman on some tv series or an adult video somewhere needs to pump it up so as to get that whole wheel rolling again.