dont eat the roos!!! I wonder if Jess ever ate a roo???

Sheila to Bruce ... "Bruce, you bast4rd, you've made me pregnant!! Im going to jump off the Sydney Harbour bridge!"

Bruce to Sheila "Jeez Sheila, not only are you good in the sack, you are a damn good sport too!"


I heard that from an Aussie girlie friend as an example of the stereotypical Aussie male ...

An example of Australian foreplay

[big nudge] You awake?

lol Im not sure if youre depiction is true belushi....I met quite a few ozzie men there!!!

Its a standard joke, really. they joke about us, and we reciprocate.

I loved Australia, its people and its country.

There are stereotypical jokes all over the place. We have a lot of Aussies here and I have lots of Aussie mates here.

Heaven is ...

Where the police are British,
The cooks are Italian,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are French and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is ...

Where the police are German,
The cooks are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss and
It's all organized by the Italians.

AHAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

OMFG !!! That is so true !!! LMAO !!!!

Stop !!! I am laughing so hard !!!!

It is so true!!!


Hahahahahahaha.....omg, am having trouble staying in my chair....

Hmmmmm there really isn't that much difference between Aussies and Newfies.

you guys better quit monkeying

around here

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where is that bush hunter when ya need them