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Topic: When I see someone post I WANT a man/woman
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Thu 11/15/18 05:17 AM
I wonder if they think they're in a restaurant and ordering from the takeout menu. However, I then realize it's not even necessarily a polite way to talk to your server...

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Thu 11/15/18 05:23 AM
If that's the case I'd like an order of Chris Hemsworth with a side of Jason Momoa and some chocolate syrup on the side to dip them in thanks blushing

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Thu 11/15/18 05:29 AM

If that's the case I'd like an order of Chris Hemsworth with a side of Jason Momoa and some chocolate syrup on the side to dip them in thanks blushing


Would you like some fries with that, ma'am?

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Thu 11/15/18 05:35 AM
No I'm watching my weight :wink: but thank you

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Thu 11/15/18 05:43 AM
I would like one man who loves me like there's no tomorrow and appreciates being loved back like there's no tomorrow... not the side dish of that though.. I want the full entree that includes many days of loving like there's no tomorrow. bigsmile

Please and thank you!

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Thu 11/15/18 05:56 AM

I would like one man who loves me like there's no tomorrow and appreciates being loved back like there's no tomorrow... not the side dish of that though.. I want the full entree that includes many days of loving like there's no tomorrow. bigsmile

Please and thank you!


We only accept American Express Black for that order, ma'am.

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Thu 11/15/18 06:20 AM
Bummer!

Guess I will have to get out there and do the work myself in finding that kind of man grumble


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Thu 11/15/18 06:33 AM
Edited by tombraider on Thu 11/15/18 06:38 AM


Well I suppose it will just have to do until the AI vending machines come out....I sure wish they would hurry the hell up..cuz it's winter and it's getting cold as hell standing in this dank hallway waiting for them to install one..smile2 what am I sayin' with my luck I would pull the knob and she would probably get stuck in that spiral gizmo.. anyway..grumble

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Thu 11/15/18 06:55 AM
1. What you want and what you get, are two different things.

2. Beauty lies in they eyes of the beholder.

:wink:

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Thu 11/15/18 08:22 AM
I want a new drug


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Thu 11/15/18 08:24 AM

I want a new drug





That sounds like it could be a song. Oh wait...

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Thu 11/15/18 08:38 AM
Edited by Toodygirl5 on Thu 11/15/18 08:38 AM

I wonder if they think they're in a restaurant and ordering from the takeout menu. However, I then realize it's not even necessarily a polite way to talk to your server...


laugh That's a man wanting a hookup !

Very common on Free sites. Not geared for a Relationship.




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Thu 11/15/18 08:56 AM
I read it a bit differently, though admittedly it can change depending on the wording.

But I read as begging. Whether it seems demanding or not, it still strikes as a beggar.

Why? Because many street beggars I've come across have a sense of entitlement too. And yet, they have no dignity nor shame. They are completely oblivious to how ridiculous they are.

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Thu 11/15/18 09:19 AM
Edited by MsLeeHM on Thu 11/15/18 09:20 AM
Geezer I like your approach to woman most of the time. And I "get" this one. But, I'd like to put a different perspective on this.

I don't need a man in my life. But I want one. I want someone that would be my best friend and my lover, to share all life has to offer while still maintaining who we are as individuals, with our own interests. Then we can come home and share our day with each other and talk about everything we can think of.

So yes. I want someone special in my life. And I do have a menu of what qualities I am looking for. Don't we all? And I do mean qualities. I want as a craving or yearning, a longing for a shared and mutual love.

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Thu 11/15/18 09:27 AM
The one that cracks me up is when they say I want a REAL woman. WTF does that even mean?

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Thu 11/15/18 09:31 AM

The one that cracks me up is when they say I want a REAL woman. WTF does that even mean?


Not a tomboy? I don't know.

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Thu 11/15/18 09:31 AM
Edited by Two on Thu 11/15/18 09:48 AM

The one that cracks me up is when they say I want a REAL woman. WTF does that even mean?

It means they are tired of this...
laugh


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Thu 11/15/18 09:35 AM

Geezer I like your approach to woman most of the time. And I "get" this one. But, I'd like to put a different perspective on this.

I don't need a man in my life. But I want one. I want someone that would be my best friend and my lover, to share all life has to offer while still maintaining who we are as individuals, with our own interests. Then we can come home and share our day with each other and talk about everything we can think of.

So yes. I want someone special in my life. And I do have a menu of what qualities I am looking for. Don't we all? And I do mean qualities. I want as a craving or yearning, a longing for a shared and mutual love.



We all want things. That's nature. The post was directed towards people that come into the forums like they are walking into a dating store and ordering from the catalog. It's like, I don't want to put in any effort but I'm entitled to be satisfied.

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Thu 11/15/18 09:35 AM

The one that cracks me up is when they say I want a REAL woman. WTF does that even mean?


Yanno?

A REAL woman!



As opposed to, the imaginary "hand-woman"
they've spent their life making love to.



'Least, thar'd be my guess.

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Thu 11/15/18 10:05 AM


The one that cracks me up is when they say I want a REAL woman. WTF does that even mean?


Yanno?

A REAL woman!



As opposed to, the imaginary "hand-woman"
they've spent their life making love to.



'Least, thar'd be my guess.




Mary Anne With The Shaky Hand

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