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Edited by
Blondey111
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Tue 06/01/21 08:42 PM
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A German carpenter came up with this idea for male contraception ...
A sperm switch .. a small implant valve the size of a gummy bear which regulates sperm flow and can be flicked on/off like a switch . It takes 30 mins under local anaesthetic to incise , insert the implant and close the scrotum .... Then you get to go home .. lol and can go to work the next day . Isn’t this exciting ??? I am sure women all over the world are doing chest bumps .. are men feeling as excited ???? http://18.re-publica.com/en/news/why-millions-talking-about-sperm-switch-why-its-still-tipping-point |
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Perhaps they could think about adding a gummy bear flavour enhancer too .. lmao
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Did I miss where the switch goes?
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Did I miss where the switch goes?  apparently it is a miniature “rocket” switch that sits just under the scrotal skin . Reading comments from men .. one said it would be a good excuse to have a fiddle . Another asked what if he is the sort of guy who forgets to switch the lights off . Another liked the idea of being called robo balls . And yet another asked if they could reinvent it so that it connects to Bluetooth . Men make me laugh 
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A German carpenter came up with this idea for male contraception ... A sperm switch .. a small implant valve the size of a gummy bear which regulates sperm flow and can be flicked on/off like a switch . It takes 30 mins under local anaesthetic to incise , insert the implant and close the scrotum .... Then you get to go home .. lol and can go to work the next day . Isn’t this exciting ??? I am sure women all over the world are doing chest bumps .. are men feeling as excited ???? http://18.re-publica.com/en/news/why-millions-talking-about-sperm-switch-why-its-still-tipping-point I'm very excited! |
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For the sake of gender equality, there ought to be an on/off switch for a woman's vocal chords. . . and I'm leaving now. [Runs for cover.]
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For the sake of gender equality, there ought to be an on/off switch for a woman's vocal chords. . . and I'm leaving now. [Runs for cover.] There is but I believe "RoboBalls" have to be set to 'run' mode. [I can run faster than you] |
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A German invented this? We are a great bunch of people, are we?
 
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A German invented this? We are a great bunch of people, are we? Yes , not just any German but a German carpenter... wow.... and yes, that's a real hearty bunch of people .... 
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I dunno?? it may be a good aide for people wishing to conceive as well.. knowing the effect of prolonged release. the multiple build up with it turned off. could effect a massive release once flipped back on.
but I would be concerned with the possible long term side effects such a device might have. |
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Self-evolution has begun
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Somebody tell me how to flip off the body hair gene -takes me a whole day to manscape lol
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Really? Years ago they were talking about men taking a pill everyday, as some women do to prevent pregnancy. I don't think that many men would be doing this.
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A German invented this? We are a great bunch of people, are we? Yes , not just any German but a German carpenter... wow.... and yes, that's a real hearty bunch of people .... Well it does kinda make sense that a carpenter would be interested working on inventing something that is "wood" related.  |
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Perhaps they could think about adding a gummy bear flavour enhancer too .. lmao this is too hilarious
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A German carpenter came up with this idea for male contraception ... A sperm switch .. a small implant valve the size of a gummy bear which regulates sperm flow and can be flicked on/off like a switch . It takes 30 mins under local anaesthetic to incise , insert the implant and close the scrotum .... Then you get to go home .. lol and can go to work the next day . Isn’t this exciting ??? I am sure women all over the world are doing chest bumps .. are men feeling as excited ???? http://18.re-publica.com/en/news/why-millions-talking-about-sperm-switch-why-its-still-tipping-point did the carpenter also specify how long the implant would last? is there also a provision for other materials to be used in the case I do not like the idea of wood in my scrotal sac? |
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Any mention of reimbursements for papertowels,
in the event that the switch malfunctions in the "On" position? ... Asking for a friend. |
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Any mention of reimbursements for papertowels, in the event that the switch malfunctions in the "On" position? ... Asking for a friend.  .. ) I am predicting a paper shortage |
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A German carpenter came up with this idea for male contraception ... A sperm switch .. a small implant valve the size of a gummy bear which regulates sperm flow and can be flicked on/off like a switch . It takes 30 mins under local anaesthetic to incise , insert the implant and close the scrotum .... Then you get to go home .. lol and can go to work the next day . Isn’t this exciting ??? I am sure women all over the world are doing chest bumps .. are men feeling as excited ???? http://18.re-publica.com/en/news/why-millions-talking-about-sperm-switch-why-its-still-tipping-point did the carpenter also specify how long the implant would last? is there also a provision for other materials to be used in the case I do not like the idea of wood in my scrotal sac? I am sure non -wood options will be in the pipeline . As for how long it lasts .. likely that would depend on how your scrotum reacts to a foreign body 
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