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Decrib 55 year old seeking supermodel for washing up, and other house hold duties, must have a degree in not spending money. Willing to take out to best restaurants , KFC, McDonalds etc. My main interests are writing humorous profiles on dating sites. Any applications must have proof of age and not 20 year old photographs. I have been told I look like Brad Pitt by numerous blind people.
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Good Luck with that..
ZER⚫ AI Creativity... |
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@"Bilbo",
How about trying to find an NHS nurse to have a date with? |
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Good Luck with that.. ZER⚫ AI Creativity... |
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Robin love the 20 year old photos lol
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Tried to "roast" it with some asparagus sprouts and olive oil, but for got to turn the broiler on.
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Decrib 55 year old seeking supermodel for washing up, and other house hold duties, must have a degree in not spending money. Willing to take out to best restaurants , KFC, McDonalds etc. My main interests are writing humorous profiles on dating sites. Any applications must have proof of age and not 20 year old photographs. I have been told I look like Brad Pitt by numerous blind people. Cute profile writeup. Best wishes. |
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Humour is a great ice breaker pommy boy .. your profile bio is atleast worthy of a grin . Suggest you put up more than one photo including eye candy full body shot .. and another that clearly shows your teeth /smile . maybe also a foot pic .. hobbits are famous for hairy feet lol . No wrinkles at 55 .. welldone Bilbo !!! Perhaps offer to share your secrets .. or Botox … with any supermodels that apply . waving: best of British lol
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Suggest you put up more than one photo including eye candy full body shot .. and another that clearly shows your teeth /smile . I don't think he will, if he can't find one or two that are also 20 years old. |
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Suggest you put up more than one photo including eye candy full body shot .. and another that clearly shows your teeth /smile . I don't think he will, if he can't find one or two that are also 20 years old.  
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Suggest you put up more than one photo including eye candy full body shot .. and another that clearly shows your teeth /smile . I don't think he will, if he can't find one or two that are also 20 years old. I wish I was blessed with a genie 🧞 too 
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I wish I was blessed with a genie 🧞 too I'm rubbing and washing few jars in wash basin, I know no genie🧞 in going to bless me to... After vessel wash going for cleansing the house floors🧹🪠🪣 Someday hardwork will get rated, awaited for the blessing on right time. 🧞♂️🧜♀️.... zing zing zingat 
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Suggest you put up more than one photo including eye candy full body shot .. and another that clearly shows your teeth /smile . I don't think he will, if he can't find one or two that are also 20 years old. "Blondey111", My inference; which of course can be wrong, is based on his saying: “My main interests are writing humorous profiles on dating sites.” and “Any applications must have proof of age and not 20 year old photographs.” Thus it's humorous/sarcastic if his own photo is also 20 years old. |
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Suggest you put up more than one photo including eye candy full body shot .. and another that clearly shows your teeth /smile . I don't think he will, if he can't find one or two that are also 20 years old. "Blondey111", My inference; which of course can be wrong, is based on his saying: “My main interests are writing humorous profiles on dating sites.” and “Any applications must have proof of age and not 20 year old photographs.” Thus it's humorous/sarcastic if his own photo is also 20 years old.
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reverse psychology.
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