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It's snowing, A LOT, and I am stuck in the house with a 15 and 16 year old! Someone get a gun and shoot me, or...bring me a big bottle of Bacardi, I have the coke and limes and you can stay if you are cute!
HELP ME JEEBUS! 
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AWWW I'm sorry betterdazes...
a good way to keep them in their room is to give them chores to do...  they will leave ya alone then. 
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What if we show up and you tell us to leave because you think we aren't cute
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What if we show up and you tell us to leave because you think we aren't cute LOL get enough Bacardi in me and I will think everyone is cute... 
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It's snowing, A LOT, and I am stuck in the house with a 15 and 16 year old! Someone get a gun and shoot me, or...bring me a big bottle of Bacardi, I have the coke and limes and you can stay if you are cute! HELP ME JEEBUS! We got lots of snow too last night, but the schools were not cancelled! I could use some Bacardi after shoveling it all!
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Hell I an't even woke up yet.. to early to start drinking anything but a pepsi for me.. thanks..
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** searches for the spare 60lber of Light rum **
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well if you're only interested in having the Bacardi in you.....
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Hell I an't even woke up yet.. to early to start drinking anything but a pepsi for me.. thanks.. If you had my teenagers with you, you would be drinking, trust me. It's like they just can't stand to stay home...uggghhh!
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** searches for the spare 60lber of Light rum ** You my friend can stay!
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well if you're only interested in having the Bacardi in you..... You my friend can stay too! w00t! 
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Hell I an't even woke up yet.. to early to start drinking anything but a pepsi for me.. thanks.. If you had my teenagers with you, you would be drinking, trust me. It's like they just can't stand to stay home...uggghhh! Well, I do have 4 boys that can drive ya nuts.. OMG.. I do feel your pain tho.. Good Luck... 
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** searches for the spare 60lber of Light rum ** You my friend can stay!  Ok then BUT I have to be sober for 4pm , kids are home, and I must drive to 100 hockey rinks this weekend 
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Hell I an't even woke up yet.. to early to start drinking anything but a pepsi for me.. thanks.. If you had my teenagers with you, you would be drinking, trust me. It's like they just can't stand to stay home...uggghhh! Well, I do have 4 boys that can drive ya nuts.. OMG.. I do feel your pain tho.. Good Luck... See I knew you would, now where the hell is that bacardi? |
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I m on my way, Do I need to bring any ice?
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I m on my way, Do I need to bring any ice? Hell No, did you hear me man, its snowing A LOT here...LOL. We can just step out on the deck, get all the ice we need. Look for the house with the red balloon on the mail box and the sign that says "You got booze, you are in" in the front yard!
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It's snowing, A LOT, and I am stuck in the house with a 15 and 16 year old! Someone get a gun and shoot me, or...bring me a big bottle of Bacardi, I have the coke and limes and you can stay if you are cute! HELP ME JEEBUS! Well I'm cute, but I'm sure you mean in a 'male-kinda-way' cute
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I m on my way, Do I need to bring any ice? Hell No, did you hear me man, its snowing A LOT here...LOL. We can just step out on the deck, get all the ice we need. Look for the house with the red balloon on the mail box and the sign that says "You got booze, you are in" in the front yard! Just put all your empty booze bottles on the sidewalk with a sign "GOT BOOZE???????"
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I m on my way, Do I need to bring any ice? Hell No, did you hear me man, its snowing A LOT here...LOL. We can just step out on the deck, get all the ice we need. Look for the house with the red balloon on the mail box and the sign that says "You got booze, you are in" in the front yard! Just put all your empty booze bottles on the sidewalk with a sign "GOT BOOZE???????"
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