So..........I take it ya like the schnozzberries huh??






"Just watch me and make sure I don't do anything stupid."

followed by

"Where were ya on that one, dipsh*t??"


Happy Gilmore (was on tv today, so it's fresh in my mind)

"I hit it, it go bang."


Joe Dirt

"Whiskey.........what a surprise."


Wagon's East

Freud talks to me"-"This is how he wants to die"
---Gwenyth Paltrow about her cat in "Running With Scissors" One
craaaazzzy movie

"If I have to carry all this sh*t in by myself, I'm gonna play the
Village People ALL F*CKIN NIGHT!!"


House Party 2

from "The Sweetest Thing"

You got F**ked in the eye!!!

"Is that what this is about???? Two punk *ss quarters?!?"

The Wash

Sorry Boys,can't help ya,and getting worse every day...

Paint your wagon

"Ya know what'd make me happy?"

"Another set of balls and an extra set of fingers??"


Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
w/ John Candy and Steve Martin

go away monkey,go away monkey...go away monkey!

th Rock in "Th Run Down"

You one UGLY MOTHER F**KER!!!

Arnold S....in Predator

"put that coffee down",coffe is closers...
glenn-gary glen ross

you talking to me? you talking to me? well I dont know who your talking
to..you talking to me?

taxi driver..

wheresssss billllll ?
kill bill

You Know what you are with your good bag and your cheap shoes,Your a
rube..a wild hustlin rube...morticians given you some length of
bone..but your not more than one generation from poor white trash,are
you agent starling??..And that accent you tried so desperatley to
shed,what was your daddy he a cold mina..stink of olean..how quickly the
boys find YOU..all those sticky fumblings in the back seats of
cars..while you could only think of getting out,getting
anywhere..getting all way to the F.B.I.
" you see alot doctor"..

silence of the lambs