"Scotty, give 'er all you got"

"But Cap'n, my organ canna no stand the strrrrain. If I keep goin at
this rrrrate, it's gonna blow."

From Star F**K
the porno version of Star Trek

"Well, it's ONE thing to have it surgically removed, but to have it
BITTEN off in a Buick??...."

John Lithgow from The World According to Garp

Commando/1989

A.Schwarzenegger~Remember Sully;when I told you I'd kill you last?
Sully~Yeah!right,Yeah!Yeah!you did.
A.Schwarzenegger~I lied!

"How about I just bend ya over that table there and nail ya in the
keester?"

"What the hell do you mean by that?"

"Thats what your persuasion is, ya just said so. I'll send ya home with
a Just-humped-the-neighbors-cat look on your face."


Heartbreak Ridge

Hey Carol, I'm back!! And I brought my lucky rubber."

Gary Busey in DC Cab

The Mask

"I'm SMOKIN!"-jim carey

"I like feet.................I don't know why."


Mr. Deeds

Nightmare on Elm St."Jump Rope Song"

One~Two:Freddy's coming for you
Three~Four:Better lock your door
Five~Six Grab your crucifix
Seven~Eight:Better stay up late
Nine~Ten:Never sleep again
///////////////////////////////////////
Will~In my dreams I can walk again
F.Krueger~But when you wake up,it's"Back in the saddle AGAIN!"
Will~Oh Yeah!Well in my dreams,I'm the Grand Wizard Master
F.Krueger~Sorry!kid;but I don't believe in fairy tales

Are those yours?
yeah?!?!
Both of them?

Dumb and dumber, harry after seeing the skis on the car

"We had a great time. We made a snowman, we went skiing, she touched my
leg......"

"OKAY KILL HIM!"

Dumb and Dumber.

Cybear, you rock!! Nightmare on Elm Street is one of my all time
favorites.

"The price is wrong B*TCH!"

Happy Gilmore

Hi!Mimi;)O.K.Now I'm getting totally freaked out!Thx!for bringing that
Movie up.How ironic,could this possibly get.Now you just mentioned the
Movie that remains in my top ten list forever for several reasons.1)Adam
Sandler is one of the most funniest and gifted Jewish actors probably on
the planet.2)The jersey he is wearing throughout the movie of course
represents the Boston Bruins,my life~long beloved Hockey Club.3)I nearly
pissed myself when that scene occurred on the golf course when Bob
Barker & Adam Sandler started beefing.OMG!That memory will stay with me
a life time.(LMAO)The entire Movie is a total scream from start to
finish.4)How about the part when the black golfing legend falls out the
window when he sees the alligator head,or when his wooden hand comes
flying off and gets run over.OMG!(ROTFLMAO).That frigging Movie is the
best.Thx!for bringing that one up(lmao)Godspeed!Cybear

"Gimme a B, gimme an A, gimme a B, gimme a Y, what's that spell? What's
that spell??? WHAT'S THAT SPELL?!?!?!?"


House of 1000 Corpses

'I just stole a baby while he was takin a peepee' Willow

I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim
with fright!
~Nightmare Before Christmas

" I want a liter of cola"


Super Troopers

WOW!
these Shnoz berries really taste like shnoz berries!!!

Super Troopers

WOW!
these Shnoz berries really taste like shnoz berries!!!

Super Troopers

WOW!
these Shnoz berries really taste like shnoz berries!!!

Super Troopers