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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart With her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the Entrance.
The Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you Think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good Day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart With her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the Entrance. The Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you Think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good Day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'  
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There IS someone for everyone.......... |
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Sometimes you have to get real drunk, or its got to be real dark to sleep with some women.
I her case it was both. Now, this joke can be taken at different levels. 1. The guy had to be drunk, or her. Mean gals don't get much, so she probably had to be drunk to give it up too. 2. The first time, he was drunk, the second time it was dark. 3. He was drunk, and it was dark, both times. I vote for number 3 |
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