Hoping some of you Ladies might remember 'Hints From Heloise'......

I should have known better! I plan on goin' dancin' tonight..... Being raised Southern Baptist, I should have known something BAD would happen!!

I have been talkin' on the phone for awhile with this nice-sounding Lady. She has mentioned that she likes S.. She has also mentioned that she likes Tall, Muscular Men with Long Legs, who wear Boxers! Just 'turns her on Big-Time'!!!! She can't stand men who wear Briefs, or go 'Rambo'...


Therein lies the problem at hand


I LOVE my 'tidy-whitey' FTOL's...

Now, I am Tall, long legs NOT very muscular anymore But, I figure what the heck, ONE time of wearin' Boxers can't hurt, at least she would get three out of four....

Well, while I was in town, I forgot to buy me some Boxers... A frantic scramble ... found my self a pair of Boxers that someone gave me a couple years ago as a "Gag gift'.... Hearts all over them... ...WOW..thinks I, that's gonna be a bonus for me...



They were still in the package, never opened... and I am allergic to the Sizing in new clothes... Breaks me out in Hives...

AHA...!!! Put them in the washer for 2-3 minutes, then into the dryer.. Viola!!!

NOT!! Now they are the most beautiful ROSE PINK you EVER saw.....


PLEASE, PLEASE, I only have a few minutes before I have to pick her up.... Do any of you have a solution for turning them some color other than ROSE PINK?


HELP.... !!!!!!

Well since you dried them there is not a quick fix for that problem. If you had more time, they could be soaked in 1tbs. bleach to a gal of water and let soak for 10 mins, then wash with detergent as usual. So sorry. She might like pink hearts on pink boxers.

You plan on gettin nekked? How's she gonna know you have boxers on instead of briefs? Sorry, I might be having a blonde moment.

Thanks Ladies..

This was only a figment of my imagination, but is a perfect example of what would happen IF I DID try to impress a Lady and/or go dancin'

Those Boxers with ' S are real....

Heloise says "confident men can wear pink boxers!"

Well now I feel stooooopid.