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Hoping some of you Ladies might remember 'Hints From Heloise'......
I should have known better! I plan on goin' dancin' tonight..... Being raised Southern Baptist, I should have known something BAD would happen!! I have been talkin' on the phone for awhile with this nice-sounding Lady. She has mentioned that she likes  S.. She has also mentioned that she likes Tall, Muscular Men with Long Legs, who wear Boxers! Just 'turns her on Big-Time'!!!! She can't stand men who wear Briefs, or go 'Rambo'...
Therein lies the problem at hand 
I  LOVE my 'tidy-whitey' FTOL's...
Now, I am Tall, long legs NOT very muscular anymore But, I figure what the heck, ONE time of wearin' Boxers can't hurt, at least she would get three out of four....
Well, while I was in town, I forgot to buy me some Boxers... A frantic scramble ... found my self a pair of Boxers that someone gave me a couple years ago as a "Gag gift'.... Hearts all over them... ...WOW..thinks I, that's gonna be a bonus for me...
They were still in the package, never opened... and I am allergic to the Sizing in new clothes... Breaks me out in Hives... AHA...!!! Put them in the washer for 2-3 minutes, then into the dryer.. Viola!!! NOT!! Now they are the most beautiful ROSE PINK you EVER saw..... 
PLEASE, PLEASE, I only have a few minutes before I have to pick her up.... Do any of you have a solution for turning them some color other than ROSE PINK? HELP....  !!!!!!
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Well since you dried them there is not a quick fix for that problem. If you had more time, they could be soaked in 1tbs. bleach to a gal of water and let soak for 10 mins, then wash with detergent as usual. So sorry. She might like pink hearts on pink boxers.
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You plan on gettin nekked? How's she gonna know you have boxers on instead of briefs? Sorry, I might be having a blonde moment.
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Edited by
CircuitRider
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Fri 08/15/08 07:33 PM
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Thanks Ladies.. 
This was only a figment of my imagination, but is a perfect example of what would happen IF I DID try to impress a Lady and/or go dancin' 
Those Boxers with ' S are real....
 
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NOT!! Now they are the most beautiful ROSE PINK you EVER saw.....
Heloise says "confident men can wear pink boxers!"
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Edited by
CircuitRider
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Fri 08/15/08 07:44 PM
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Heloise says "confident men can wear pink boxers!"
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Thanks Ladies..
This was only a figment of my imagination, but is a perfect example of what would happen IF I DID try to impress a Lady and/or go dancin'
Those Boxers with ' S are real....
Well now I feel stooooopid. 
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