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Edited by
uk1971
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Sat 12/18/10 10:41 AM
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A lady walks into Tiffanys' ..
She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it.... As she bends over to inspect it more closely, she unexpectedly breaks wind Extremely embarrased, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little woops, and prays that no one was anywhere near.... As she turns around, her worst fears materialize in the form of a salesman standing behind her. Good looking as well! Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffanys' He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day madam. How may we help you today?' Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'INCIDENT', She asks, 'Sir. What is the price of this lovely bracelet?' He answers, "Madam .. If you farted just looking at it - you're gonna crap yourself when I show you the price .."   
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