I have a time machine. Shhhhhhhh... it's top secret.

Recently I took a trip to the Jurassic period and brought back some pictures.

You won't find these shots on a google search. I took these myself. They aren't that great because I had a very small camera.

This one is at the watering hole. He eats herbs and plants.



Lucky for me this next one below, I was in a very tall tree platform. This guy would eat me:



Here is a newly hatched creature. Not sure what kind. I'm not an expert on dinosaurs.

More plant eating dinosaurs at the watering hole.




This was the biggest one I saw.

Why do I have a feeling this isn't even remotely a joke?

Now I know how my college cafeteria managed to pull off serving Brontosaurus Ribs once.



They were tasty too!

They taste like Chicken.

My partner Terry caught one. It kept our whole crew fed for a week.

These are ancestors of birds:



Here is Terry with his catch.



They even have something like feathers:



A closeup of its head:

Cute! He's smiling for the camera!

To bad it looks like he's saying, "I'm going to bite your nose off if you don't take your hand off my throat!"

I want to go with you next time

It tasted real good.

Terry likes to mess with danger. Here he is harassing a prehistoric crock.



RUN TERRY RUN!



Don't try this at home. I mean, on your next time travel trip.

Did Terry become lunch?

to be continued

No, Terry is fine. He's been working with crocks for a long time. This was just a fake charge. The crock had just eaten a young dinosaur like this one.

I'm sorry about the bad pictures. I was only able to have a small camera strapped to my forehead. We have a lot of other stuff to carry.

I have a confession to make.

Its not really "my" time machine.

It belongs to these two crazy guys who claim to be from "somewhere else."

And they are not interested in science. They are in it for the money.

Terry is one crazy dude. And that's one huge turkey.

Anyone for Christmas dinner?

I want the tail!

I like to whip at people from across the table...

Hiding from a predator. Thank God we were down wind.

It was an eat or be eaten world back then.

Don't chase him you idiot!!

That guy is going to get me and himself killed some day.

Terry and his crew thought they could find some really good bones to bring back home but these were too large to transport through the time vortex.