"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." --Aristotle No, I didn't put that there to make me sound smarter. I just like the way it sounds and it pretty much sums up my views on l'amour. Okay. I believe it's time for a re-tooling on this here now profile. Maybe I can give it some zing and actually make somebody want to contact me, shall I? Greetings to you, O weary traveler of the internet dating scene. Relax, put your feet up, grab a cookie or something light to nosh on and let's get to know each other, eh? Let's really delve and get to the soft creamy center of the riddle wrapped in an enigma covered in a light caramel glaze that is moi, Zach. First off, I have lived here in Washington just about my whole life. I love Port Townsend, as it is a loverly town with a whole lot of loverly people, but, even with all that, I hope to move to the Seattle/Bainbridge area. Keeping that in mind, I invite all residents of said areas to drop me a line and say "hi!" Even if we are a bit too far away (at the moment) for anything romantic to start, I could always do with more friendly contacts over there. Second, I am an actor (which actually ties in with the Seattle/Bainbridge thing, since there are a lot more theater opportunities there.) I have been acting since I was 8 years old and over the years, I have discovered something: I am a laugh-a-holic. Yes, I am addicted to laughahol. There is no greater high for me then laughter. Except for cheese. I am a cheeseaholic too. And Twinkies, which would make me a Twinkaholic (I'd call myself a Twinker, but that might offend any meth-heads that look at my profile.) Thirdly, I am an atheist. I don't mind people that believe in God, but I don't, and that's pretty much it. If you want to go to church and worship an invisible magic man in the sky, okely-dokely. But don't expect me to be anything other than your friend. Perhaps not even that should you try to convert me. Finally, I have Asperger's Syndrome. Now, calm down; it's not fatal. It's technically clefied as a learning/personality disorder, but I don't know that I agree with that. It just means that I have a different way of processing information, which a lot of people have. It also affects my personality in many ways, both good and bad. I have trouble recognizing facial cues, I can be very stubborn, I can even come across as being self-centered (this is accidental, however.) It also makes me very honest, fiercely loyal and very interesting. Some people, when they hear about this, often ask me "is there any medication for this?" I am not offended by this, so I usually respond by telling them no, there isn't. It's not a disease, it's just part of who I am. It would be like if there was a cure for vegetarianism. I like who I am, and, if you take the time to drop me a line and get to know me, I hope you do too.