Hey y'all, I'm Doug. I'm an old Country boy; a Southron Gentleman in the spirit of the Old South. A trucker, a knight of the highway. An old fashioned traditional American male. I'm mature-ish (occasionally goofy), stable, loyal, dependable, peaceful, loving, and caring; but I can also change gears and manhandle you in the bedroom if that's what you want. I'm normally friendly and polite (in a habit of calling women I've just met, darlin'. Unfortunately, they take the "darlin'" as flirting, I'm not flirting, just friendly). I like a wide variety of things, my '05 F-150 (had her since '08 with 30,000 miles, to now, she has 195,516). Food; American, Italian, and Scottish cuisine, Earl Grey tea, Single Malt Scotch, Cinnamon Whisky, the smell of morning air, the smell of air after it rains, the smell of air (got addicted to breathing just after I was born, lol), love animals, dogs, cats, horses, and other furry critters. I like reading (finished the entire Jack Reacher and Mitch Rapp book series when I took a position with the BOP in New Jersey), watching TV (mostly cable fare, Discovery, History, TLC, the Weather Channel), specific movies (most anything with Bruce Willis, from Hudson Hawk to Death Wish), 2009 Star Trek movies with Chris Pine, Star Trek TOS, most of the Star Trek movies, STAR WARS movies and variants, and I like most of the Marvel Universe and DC universe movies, I much prefer the Alan Ritchson version of Jack Reacher (little 5' 6" Tommy Cruise as a 6' 5", 250 lb. giant of a man with hands the size of dinner plates [as Jack Reacher was described in the books] is just ridiculous). I have a twisted sense of humour (would have said sick, but that makes it sound like I can be cured), and a semi-bad case of oral dysentery (I sometimes say things without thinking and can tend to run off at the mouth). I'm not like other men inthat I don't like sports, beer, or large breasts (much prefer an A, B, or C cup). I'm on a question and answer site called Quora, it's not a dating site in any stretch, but a lot of women there ask me, "So, what are you looking for here?" I read the perfect response to that query actually on Quora, and posted by a woman. I'm looking for a woman who wants to be a full time wife; her full quote is as follows: "FULL TIME WIFE, I GET UP AT 6 AM TO FIX MY HUBBY BREAKFAST AND CLEAN, IF WOMEN LOOKED AFTER THEIR MEN LIKE ME, THEY WOULDN'T GET DIVORCED". I'm looking for a woman that will do what my first wife never could understand. That being, how a husband/wife partnership/dynamic works. As a result, I'd go off to work, do my 9 to 15 hour shift and come home to dishes in the sink, laundry that needed to be done in addition to the jobs a man does around the house; lawn care, vehicle maintenance, etc. I want a woman who hasn't bought the feminist lie and who'll take care of the house while I'm at work. My ideal woman has only female friends, wears modest and feminine clothing. Wants to marry and have children, loves her family and country, wants to be a stay at home mom and wants 5 children. Is a natural beauty, hates communists, has no "social media", is fit and healthy. Wants to homeschool her kids, loves children, likes to cook, and has natural hair. It takes two to make a marriage work, if I don't work to supply the house with money to take care of expenses/bills, I've failed my part of the bargain. If she doesn't cook, clean, and take care of the kids, she's failed at her part of the bargain.