Ryan "You probably better hurry up and claim me cuz i’m the whole funny/cute/nice/honest/knowswherethecl*tis/smart/etc. package and they don’t make a whole lotta me’s, toots."
38 year old man from Bronson, Kansas      Looking for relationship Last seen over a month ago
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If you’re not at least a little twisted in the head, we might not get along. I can make a connection on some level with just about anyone, but if you don’t know what “docking” is - this is Gonna be tough. Hopefully you can make up for it by admitting you’ve watched 2 girls 1 cup. Extra bonus points for knowing that it’s not actually poop and that they essentially shoved pudding up there. Im very easy to get along with and do not like drama. If you think arguments are for blowing off steam and necessary to survive, I’d say you’re wrong. Any fight that people who care about each other get into has one purpose: to explain what is bothering you and figure out a way to fix it. Thats it. If you gotta offload aggression and frustration, there are far better and nakeder ways to do so. See that **** up there ? 👆 Yeah me too… sorry. I’m weird af. Its a blessing and a curse. Hopefully I didn’t completely freak you out. If you made it this far, send me a message! 😁
Profession: Self Employed
Physical Appearance
Height
5' 10"
Body type
Average
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian
Lifestyle
Marital Status
Never married
Have Children?
Yes, sometimes they live at home
Smokes?
Occasionally
Religion
Other
Want Children?
Yes
Drinks?
Occasionally
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