I don`t return calls, hate long walks on the beach,and will most likely embarrass you by mauling you in public. I drink, smoke, shave my head,blow money, don`t believe in contraception (not because I am religious or anything, I just think it takes too much time). I believe in monogamy(but that only applies to the girl) I will only say I love you when I really,really want you. I like candles, as they hide the smell of strippers and cigars. If nothing else I`ll be an adventure....give me a short description of yourself, your full pic,and why I should give you an audition...