I want to begin by saying I had options: I could have chosen an easier difficulty level, even ultra-violence would have worked. There are plenty of nice, moderately sane girls out there who I could have dated. But no, I willingly chose nightmare mode. I went for the unstable, completely bat-shit-crazy girl who taught me what it truly means to experience Hell on Earth. The Honeymoon Phase starts out fun. I’m running around killing shotgun guys and everything is cool. …