I'm too sexy for my.........sexiness

Damn I'm just too white to pull it off

Yo waz up my dogz

anything you want sweetness

Go ahead I'm puckering up in front on my screen right now

Make out with Scratcy will people watch

well I'm not sending you any then

still waiting for those

sing along with the Musak

should have hired me to be her pool boy after so many years

those naughty pix you texted me definitely brightened my otherwise crappy day

I love it when you just bust out into song randomly

Yeah, once I was a boogie singer, Playing in a rock & roll band,
I never had no problems, yeah Runnin' down the one night stands
And everything around me, yeah Got to stop to feeling so low,
And I decided quickly, yes I did To disco down and check out the show

Yeah they were dancing and singing and movin' to the groovin',
Then just then it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy, Play that funky music it right,
Play that funky music white boy, Lay down the boogie
And play that funky music till ya die.
Till ya die,yeah Oh,till ya die

Don't make me poke you in the eye damn it

undercover security at Walmart

I don't think that is true Ducky

You don't ? what is wrong with you?

well softie ice cream

she called me down to her principle's office and locked the door behind us and then she...... well use your imagination cuz I sure am

just giving you a hard time, you know I just adore you