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Fri 08/07/09 04:39 PM
Anton, that is a damn cool spacesuit happy

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Fri 08/07/09 04:38 PM
stadium

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Fri 08/07/09 04:38 PM
:heart: loving

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Fri 08/07/09 04:37 PM
I wish I wouldn't be wasting my damn day on this damn site. laugh

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Fri 08/07/09 04:37 PM
answered without hesitation

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Fri 08/07/09 04:36 PM
ocean

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Fri 08/07/09 04:34 PM
...well, I'm just makin sure.

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Fri 08/07/09 04:32 PM

I currently have 7 STD's and I am willing to share.


What the hell...? I hope you're joking.

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Fri 08/07/09 04:31 PM

I'd tell him I'm a virgin.blushing


Well, I'd still ask you to get tested.

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Fri 08/07/09 03:19 PM
Totally cute happy

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Fri 08/07/09 03:13 PM




Sorry, incorrecto. I sleep totally in the nude.


well, since you already told usblushing I'm thinking you may splash on some cologne?huh laugh laugh


No, Ma'am. I don't wear cologne. For one thing it could cause others to sneeze. And I like my own natural scent and would like to share it with women.

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Fri 08/07/09 03:12 PM


Uh oh, I've got some competetition. Damn! Ok bub, let's you and me arm wrestle right now! laugh



lol I will get the bandaids!


Don't need a bandaid, sweetie. Your lovin will be good enough :wink:

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Fri 08/07/09 03:10 PM
I can seeeee yoooooooou. laugh

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Fri 08/07/09 03:09 PM
Uh oh, I've got some competetition. Damn! Ok bub, let's you and me arm wrestle right now! laugh

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Fri 08/07/09 03:06 PM
A wife-beater and boxers?

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Fri 08/07/09 03:04 PM
Hehe :)

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Fri 08/07/09 02:51 PM
Good one. I remember this one from a few years ago, and it's still funny happy

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Fri 08/07/09 02:47 PM
Ms. Mystique, lovely poem, Ma'am. flowerforyou

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Fri 08/07/09 02:44 PM


Granted. But the extra light you requested comes in the form of an overhead lamp that the police used to interrogate you.

I wish I could teach the world how to sing in perfect harmony.


Granted, but then the world begins to sing: "This is the song that never ends . . . "
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.


Yeah, but then you'd only be made out of lips and butthole.

I wish that donuts and ice cream were health food.

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Fri 08/07/09 02:42 PM

Didn`t she already cancel on ya?


I wish I had a spiked watermelon.:banana: :banana:


Lol, that's pretty good.

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