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hEY....THis ISN't mY DOg! NIce poocHIE! >SNAP< GRRRRRRRR!!!!
HEY, THIS SODDING DOG NEARLY BIT MY HAND OFF! hE nEEds MOre vODKA! |
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Hey tru!! Got a designated dignity ensurer? If you have any more like Holly laying about all passed out & such, someone's gotta keep an eye on them to keep them from being taken advantaged of. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. lol yOU SOUNd LikE youR'E VOLUNteERING! gO 4 IT! |
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Okay if I pass out here on the ottoman? 
I don't take up much room! Just throw a sheet over me! 
Sure....just avoid the vomit on the couch (the dog's already full...) |
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ALRIGHT! I DID NOT AUTHORIZE A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST! WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT? 
OKAY...THE NEIGHBORS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE LOUD MUSIC AND... HEY! RUTH AND HOLLY! IT'S A WET "T-SHIRT" CONTEST!!! SHIRTS DOWN, PLEASE! NO FAIR! |
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uh oh someone switched the signs on the men's and the ladies' rooms 
...AND I SHOULD CHARGE YOU FOR THAT LAP DANCE BY THE OBESE FELLA! NICE GUY, TOO! (...THE THONG WAS A BIT OF AN OVERKILL, WASN'T IT?) |
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SMOKERS...PLEASE USE THE ASHTRAYS PLACED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE...THANK YOU!
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ALRIGHT! I DID NOT AUTHORIZE A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST! WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT?
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MirrorMirror, glad you could make it, man (where's the creepy profile pic? )
Ice chest in the kitchen! |
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The gang's all here? Everybody got their DRINK ON? WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? Beer? Whiskey? Gin? Scotch? Dude!! Nice party. I see we have Red from Ohio & Holly from Long Island, my fav east coaster. Although apparently she's not house trained. Too bad about the sofa. Any place else to sit around here? Seriously though, who drinks Gin? Scotch I understand, but Gin? It's like hair tonic, serious yuck!!!  
THANKS FOR COMING, DUDE! YEAH, GIN SMELLS LIKE HAIR SPRAY... WELCOME! Lad, do ye have any manly brews lurking about? None of this near-beer silliness for me. 
gUINess anD teNNEssee SOUr mash in the CUPboard!!! |
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RUTH...I tHINk WE"VE got MOore OF THAT whAT YOU're drinKIN' in the CABINET in the KItchEN!
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The gang's all here? Everybody got their DRINK ON? WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? Beer? Whiskey? Gin? Scotch? Dude!! Nice party. I see we have Red from Ohio & Holly from Long Island, my fav east coaster. Although apparently she's not house trained. Too bad about the sofa. Any place else to sit around here? Seriously though, who drinks Gin? Scotch I understand, but Gin? It's like hair tonic, serious yuck!!!
THANKS FOR COMING, DUDE! YEAH, GIN SMELLS LIKE HAIR SPRAY... WELCOME! |
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THIS JUST IN: BEER DRINKERS ARE SMARTER THAN HARD-LIQUOR DRINKERS! DO YOU AGREE?
DISCUSS! DISCUSS! >HICK< |
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where the hell is the party? YOU'RE IN IT, BABY! RIGHT UP TO YOUR STOCKING TOPS (WHOO-HOO!!!) 
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Oh I'm sooo there! 
Holly babe...please don't barf on my new sofa! Thanks!  sorry ...I already did!
S'okay, the dog will lap it up... 
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Oh I'm sooo there!
Holly babe...please don't barf on my new sofa! Thanks! |
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will so be here.. have nothing to do tonight... bring on the drinks!!
IT IS AN URBAN LEGEND THAT A REDHEADED WOMAN CAN DRINK ANY MANY UNDERTHE TABLE! IS THIS TRUE???
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no drinking for me.. ...a Shirley Temple for ladylid!
extra cheery please, I'm trying to grow mine back.. 
WHOA! BARTENDER! THROW LADYLID ANOTHER CHEERY CHERRY! (...AND GOOD LUCK WITH THAT) 
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WTH??? WE'RE GOOD-LOOKING PEOPLE! SO WHY ARE WE HOME ALONE ON SATURDAY NIGHT?
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE??? >HICK< |
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For a minute there, I was wondering what I was going to do with all this cheese whiz, bean dip, and nachos!
CHECK OUT "WHO'S ONLINE"...FOLKS...THIS PARTYS' ON!!! AS OF NOW! |
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no drinking for me.. ...a Shirley Temple for ladylid!
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